Simon Andrews

Simon is an odd individual. A full-body changeling, he appears to be a bipedal lizard-man with thick scaly skin. He’s also a rational British punk, wearing a battered leather vest covered in graffiti, anarchy symbols, and punk band buttons. He has a lizardfish frill running front to back on his head that he paints up like a multi-colored Mohawk. He revels in being a freak, will hit on almost anything that moves, and likes to snack on live white mice. He’s direct and in your face but is utterly loyal to “Master Lofwyr.” Simon serves as the dragon’s eyes and ears in Chicago, working as an independent agent and fixer for Saeder-Krupp.

I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, I've got a nice figure, and girls like me.