Alphakinetiq

The Mixtape Job
(Alpha) I gave a copy of my mixtape to this exec named Bristol at Shatter Records. He said he'd call me back and offer me a record deal... but he never did. Oh well. BUT THEN I HEARD MY SONG STREAMING BUT WITH SOMEBODY ELSE'S VOLCALS. And Bristol isn't returning my calls. They know me too well -- I can't even get in the door.
I need 2 things: 1. I must get the mixtape back. 2. Bristol HAS to put out a press release saying the song "Eagle Down" is MY song... or we have to prove that to everybody somehow.
(Mr Clean) Luckily we could make it so that Bristol got no calls from anyone -- with the right dance and a little bit of better living through chemistry. We had Lola take Bristol out for a good time, drinks and sex and a lot more drinks -- all with Doc Beryl's special cocktail. Asshole was bragging to her and played the original tape for her, he was so high.
The retraction was harder -- but when the photos of the Pikachu strap-on showed up on Bristol's DM server he started returning calls toot-suite. Who knew Mr. Clean could hook me up with such a dirty girl.

(Doc Beryl) I'm no suit, but I've got a nice dress and heels for occasions. Between that and saying I represent the rapper Pikachu Stiff, Bristol let me right in. I explained the terms of the deal, and he couldn't give me the tape fast enough.
I might have overdone it on the cocktail -- it smells of lavender, and I made sure my perfume did too. He was turning green as I turned to leave.
Alpha confirmed the apology went out as I got to the train station.