Crazy Bikes
Need to go fast but can't drive one of those metal death machines? Are your pathetic feet starting to hurt from all that walking and you just want a break? Is the trip north to take your gifts to the gods taking too long? Then come on in to Crazy Bikes! We've got the fastest bikes on this side of the maelstrom. Want a custom style or color? We can do that! Need something more sturdy than the standard, or looking for a bike you can pull off insane stunts with to worship the gods with? Easy, we've got you covered! Already acquired a bike from us, but need a quick tune up? We can take care of that. Sometimes we even have skateboards or shoes with wheels, so come by often to see what's hippity happenin' in the world of artistic transportation! It's our art, and we want to see it spread like wildfire to the people of The Saved Land!
"Wow that sounds amazing! What does one of these things fine pieces of transit cost?" we hear you saying. Our prices change every day, you'll just have to come on through and see for yourself! But, we can guarantee they'll be such a steal you'll think we're CRAAAZY! We're located in the southwest corner of the Saved Land, just off the river. We're one of the only buildings left standing in the area, with assorted bike parts on the lawn and the walls painted vibrant colors. You could be blind and still not miss us! So get your ass over to Crazy Bikes and start travelling the way the gods intended today.
Purpose / Function
Crazy Bikes is run by Crazy Mike, who distributes his bikes to the patrons as a way to share his art. He feels that as people use his creations, they are worshiping the gods.
Design
The room is square
Entries
There's one entrance in the front, and two windows, one on the left wall and one on the right
Contents & Furnishings
Bikes, sometimes other transportation items like skateboards or roller skates
Architecture
The building is an old suburban house, the only one in a nearby radius that has all four walls still standing and a roof. The outside has been painted with an array of random colors and in patterns that don't make much sense. Inside, bikes litter the floor, and there's a small counter in the back right corner where Crazy Mike waits for shoppers. There's also some blankets and a pillow behind the counter, since Crazy Mike also lives in this store.
History
Crazy Mike grew up wanting to create practical pieces of art to honor the gods. When he finally became old enough to leave his family, he wandered Group 14621 until he found a location he says the gods told him was the perfect place to fulfill his destiny. After tearing down the walls inside to create space for a store, he began stockpiling incoming metals, paints, and other crafting tools incoming from Maplehood. Over the years has established a reputation as a stellar craftsman in the Sacred Land circles.
