Kallan Deathwish

A scion of a long line of highly professional minions, he is unnervingly cheerful. His official position is junior chief-of-minions. His staff evaluations usually go something like this: “loyal, obedient, intelligent, but too darned chipper.” He shows a particular talent for computers and hacking. 
Only child of Roger Deathwish, and thus the only one trained in Shugu Ma Gogu, the elite martial art of the butlers of Denyithragorathia.
Good friend and loyal servant of Almadon Dragos. Friend of Jevinathra Regnomard because they've known each other since childhood so despite the potential for personality clash they somehow get along regardless.

Parents

Roger Deathwish