Dunames Legal Contract

This contract was presented to The Barrel Boys by the devil Dunames when they proposed making a truce with her. They declined to sign it.

Legally Binding Contract Between the Quintus Gemholders and Gen. Dunames

Sec. I - ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF DOCUMENT

It is hereby agreed upon by all involved signatories and/or their authorized adjudicators, executors, or other such employed personnel to which power of signatory has been bestowed that entering into this contract (hereby referred to as “the compact”), which is legally binding under the court of the Nine Hells of Baator, each party signing this document (hereby referred to as “the signing party” or “the signing parties”)-- whether manifested as a literal document, such as a scroll, parchment, or other such surface upon which is printed or arranged some kind of marking which when read imparts the knowledge of impression of the words of its creator, or some other form of verbal, non-verbal, spiritual, magical, or emotional language which is leveraged to impart the same meaning-- upon which the compact has been inscribed, imbued, performed, or otherwise conveyed (hereby referred to as “the document”) enters into a completely and wholly binding agreement between goal-aligned compatriots in business pursuits, personal pursuits, or any possible combinations thereof that might come to the recognition of any of the parties and/or the original author of this document (hereby referred to as “the author”) that the party or parties and the author shall, under penalty of the court of the Nine Hells of Baator, be agreed that they shall each and all acknowledge any other party or parties, including the author, are bound to the obligations outlined and/or implied within the words, language, and/or subtext of the compact.

Sec. II- ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF PARTIES

Sec. II §A- The Promisor

The name signed below (hereby referred to as “the promisor”), and/or the authorized adjudicators, executors, or other such employed personnel to which power of signatory has been bestowed, is bound by the court of the Nine Hells of Baator to uphold their end of any and all pacts, outlined in Sec. III, entered into as a result of this compact.
Signature _________________________________________

Sec. II §B- The Promisee

The name signed below (hereby referred to as “the promisee”), and/or the authorized adjudicators, executors, or other such employed personnel to which power of signatory has been bestowed, is bound by the court of the Nine Hells of Baator to uphold their end of any and all pacts, outlined in Sec. III, entered into as a result of this compact.
Signature __________________________________________

Sec. III- ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF PACTS

Sec. III §A- Defining Pacts

It is hereby agreed that the benefits, boons, payments, or exchange of goods, services, or other such favors, are offered in sequential order (hereby referred to as “pact” or “pacts”). By entering into this compact, the signing parties understand and agree to provide the benefits, boons, payments, or exchange of goods, services, or other such favors outlined under the first pact, as described in Sec. III §B. The parties agree that, by entering into an additional pact or pacts outlined in this document, any previous pacts are considered to still be in effect, and any such benefits, boons, payments, or exchanges of goods, services, or other such favors rendered from previous pacts are still legally binding under the court of the Nine Hells of Baator. Both parties understand that if, at any point, one or both parties are found in breach of contract, as defined later in Sec. IV, the offending party or parties are to immediately, at the time of being found in breach of contract, make payment to the other party or parties as defined in Sec V. Agreement to enter any second pact, is defined as either mutual written consent of both the promisor and promisee, as signified by signing of appropriate pact or pacts upon entering said pact or pacts, or verbal consent between the promisor and promisee to enter the second pact or pacts. Should both parties verbally consent to enter into the second pact or pacts, the names of the promisor and promisee shall instantly appear on the signature lines provided for said pact or pacts through infernal magic granted to this document by the court of the Nine Hells of Baator.

Sec. III§B- The Pact

Sec. III§B Article 1- Duties of the Promisee

The promisee agrees to, upon signing this document, and moving forward in perpetuity, give claim and ownership of their Quintus Gem(s) to the promisor, with which the promisor may do as the promisor sees fit. Upon natural death, brain death, irreversible coma, or other such ending of normal functioning of the promisee (hereby referred to “death”), the gem(s) will immediately be sent to the promisor in the Nine Hells of Baator. The promisee, upon signing this document, revokes any and all claim to their Quintus Gem(s), and agrees not to interfere with the travel of their gem(s) to the Nine Hells of Baator in any way, shape, or fashion, or the promisee will be found in breach of contract as outlined later in Sec. IV. The promisee also consents to the promisor’s use of telepathy, mind reading, or other such form of communication on the promisee.
Signature ______________________________

Sec. III§B Article 2- Duties of the Promisor

The promisor agrees to, upon signing this document, do no physical, magical, spiritual, or other form of harm to the promisee starting at the time of the signing of this document and continuing until the contract is fulfilled. Furthermore, the promisor is required to extend this treatment to the promisee’s relatives, for the purposes of this pact, which are defined exclusively as: singular, monogamous, living husband or wife of the promisee (hereby referred to as “spouse”) and/or biological, non-adoptive son and/or daughter of the promisee and spouse (hereby referred to as “son” or “daughter”). Additionally, no chosen of Malbolge under the promisor’s authority may come into or interfere with the promisee’s home country of Jezero in any harmful fashion unless invited for a period of 1000 standard years following the signing of this pact.
Signature _______________________________

Sec. IV- ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF BREACH OF CONTRACT

Sec. IV §A- Breach of Contract on the part of the Promisee

• Should the promisee, at any time after entering into this compact and in perpetuity, through any action, inaction, spoken or unspoken word, thought, feeling, or other such gesture, interfere with the promisor claiming the Quintus Gem(s) of the promisee, the promisee shall be found in breach of contract.
• Should the promisee, at any time after entering into this compact and in perpetuity, through any action, inaction, spoken or unspoken word, thought, feeling, or other such gesture, lose control, possession, or other such power over any and/or all Quintus Gems in their possession for any discernible amount of time, to any creature, being, or other such entity except the promisor, the promisee shall be found in breach of contract.
• Should the promise, at any time after entering into the pact and in perpetuity, through any action, inaction, spoken or unspoken word, thought, feeling, or other such gesture, attempt to come into control, possession, or other such power over any and/or all Quintus Gems in the possession of the promisor for any amount of time, the promise shall be found in breach of contract.
• Should the promisee, at any time after entering into the pact and in perpetuity, through any action, inaction, spoken or unspoken word, thought, feeling, or other such gesture, hinder, impede, or in any way stand in the way of the goals of the chosen of Malbolge, the promisee shall be found in breach of contract.
• Should any or all relatives of the promisee, as defined in Sec. III §B Article 2, at any time after entering into the pact and in perpetuity, through any action, inaction, spoken or unspoken word, thought, feeling, or any other such gesture, wield, arm, or otherwise use their powers and abilities against any devil, archdevil, or any other such inhabitant of the Nine Hells of Baator, the promisee shall be found in breach of contract.

Sec IV §B- Breach of Contract on the part of the Promisor

• Should the promisor, upon entering into the compact and in perpetuity, take any direct action leading to the death of the promisee, the promisor shall be found in breach of contract.
• Should the promisor, upon entering into the pact, through direct action on the part of the promisor, attempt to seize any Quintus Gem(s) within the possession of the promisee prior to the completion of the pact, the promisor shall be considered in breach of contract.

Sec. V- ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF PAYMENT IN BREACH OF CONTRACT

Sec. V §A- Payment on the part of the Promisee

Should the promisee be found in breach of contract, as defined in Sec. IV §A, at any point after entering into the compact and in perpetuity, the promisee agrees to forfeit any and all boons, benefits, or any exchange of goods, services, or other such favors on the part of the promisee outlined in any and all pacts listed within the compact, whether said pact or pacts have been entered into or not at the time of the promisee being found in breach of contract, to the promisor immediately upon the promisee being found in breach of contract. Any boons, benefits, or any exchange of goods, services, or other such favors on the part of the promisor are considered null and void upon the promisee being found in breach of contract.

Sec. V §B- Payment on the part of the Promisor

Should the promisor be found in breach of contract, as defined in Sec. IV §B, at any point after entering into the compact and in perpetuity, the promisor agrees to absolve the promisee’s family, as defined in Sec. III §B Article 2, of any harm until the time of their death(s), as defined in Sec. III §B Article 1. Any and all boons, benefits, or any exchange of goods, services, or other such favors on the part of the promisee shall be considered null and void in the event of the promisor being found in breach of contract. In addition, if the promisor is found in breach of contract, the promisor agrees to serve under the command of and be bound to the promisee, for a period of 10 consecutive years, to begin immediately after the promisor is found in breach of contract. In the event of the death of the promisee, the promisor is absolved of any such obligation in perpetuity.

Type

Contract, Private

Medium

Paper

Authors

• Dunames