Fey Curses

1. A talking flea now lives in your nose. Try as 
2. Your childhood friend appears to you but no one else can see them
3. You can't stop giving yourself pep talks
4. The voice of the last person you killed haunts you as it tells you useless facts that it knows
5. You believe your knees are fused together. They are not
6. You have the insatiable desire to fornicate with an ogre
7. You believe you are the monarch of a failing kingdom, the fate of which rests heavily upon your shoulders
8. You love unicorns and make an effort to bring this up as much as possible
9. You believe that a curse laid on you as a baby turned you into a frog and only true loves first kiss will break the spell and return you to normal
10. You believe that all of your hair has fallen out and will now make every effort to hide this embarrassing event from your companions
11. You HATE children, the sight or sound of them makes you irrationally angry
12. You now believe that one of your companions is the most beautiful person you have ever seen
13. You are convinced that if someone stares at you for too long, you will turn to stone
14. You cant pee without someone there to sing the special wee wee song that your mother used to sing to you as a child. You have to pee really bad all of a sudden
15. You sing every word you say
16. Water is uncomfortably spicy
17. That one time you went fishing is now super important to you. You try to relate everything happening to events that happened on the trip
18. You believe you are the most attractive person in any group. Everyone else is repulsively ugly
19. You see a pixie perched on your shoulder that is constantly scribbling notes onto a piece of parchment about what you are saying and doing, sniggering on occasion. You find this unnerving
20. The food you eat becomes sentient, begging you not to eat it
21. The voice of one of your companions becomes unbearably annoying to listen to
22. Your hostile actions fill you with unbridled lust. Whenever you attack or cast a spell, you moan with satisfaction
23. You've been lying to your companions and it's time to come clean. Your name is actually Spandango Tippleton Schwinslow Backenforth the Fifth. You insist that everyone calls you by your full name from now on
24. You believe that you are made of solid gold. Anyone who looks at you for too long is trying to steal you
25. You LOVE everything
26. The next three shapes you see in the clouds form a prophecy that you are destined to fulfill
27. You are now your drag persona
28. You find (the race of a nearby party member) incredibly attractive
29. The chirps of birds now sound like orcish battle cries
30. Every time you touch something for the first time, you flinch as if you experienced a static shock
31. You can only speak in rhymes
32. The concept of death is unbearable sad. You burst into tears whenever you think about it
33. Your burps taste like farts and your farts sound like loud belches
34. You believe that there is a race of crab people living underground, carefully biding their time before they launch a surprise assault on the surface world
35. You lose all understanding of the concept of numbers
36. You believe that you can read the minds of your companions but only if you stand uncomfortably close to them
37. You now have an ugly laugh and you find even the smallest things hilarious
38. You have trouble regulating the volume of your voice, you now alternate between talking really quietly or yelling at the top of your voice.
39. You now love to snack on nuts. Whenever you eat them, you sing the 'i love nuts in my mouth song'
40. The most important thing to you now is to make the most beautiful bouquet of flowers so that you can be the most beautiful girl at the upcoming midsummer dance
41. You believe you are old and frail
42. You now sound like one of your companions
43. You become a proud Nudist
44. You are now on a massive acid trip. You feel at one with nature, connected to the world and its magics like you have never been before, for now...
45. Surprise Mother Clucka! You now finish all of your sentences with Bawk Bawk Bawk
46. You believe that your nipples have disappeared. You now spot them in strange places before they vanish once more.
47. You're addicted to alliteration, your sentences must contain at least one string of alliteration.
48. You are now in an L.A. Noir film, you monologue and narrate your actions as such.
49. You believe that you are a lycanthrope on the verge of transforming into your hideous bestial form.
50. You believe that you are a vampire with an insatiable desire to drink blood. Your party members must never discover this horrible secret of yours.
51. You have a lot of nervous energy. Like, A LOT. You believe that if you dont move at least 10ft every couple of seconds YOU WILL EXPLODE. 
52. Its time to get spooky. You see living creatures as spooky scary skeletons. 
53. It's summer time! You do your best to fashion whatever you are wearing into a sundress and convince your friends to follow suit. 
54. You believe that the moon is the crooked smile of an eldritch horror constantly staring down at you. You will do anything to avoid its gaze. 
55. You're in a reality TV show! Every now and then stare into the 'camera' and tell the 'audience' how you are feeling. 
56. You believe you have been sent from the distant future to stop an imminent tragedy. 

Dice Roll	Curse Description
1	A talking flea now lives in your nose
2	Your childhood friend appears to you but no one else can see them
3	You can't stop giving yourself pep talks
4	The voice of the last person you killed haunts you as it tells you useless facts that it knows
5	You believe your knees are fused together. They are not
6	You have the insatiable desire to fornicate with an ogre
7	You believe you are the monarch of a failing kingdom, the fate of which rests heavily upon your shoulders
8	You love unicorns and make an effort to bring this up as much as possible
9	You believe that a curse laid on you as a baby turned you into a frog and only true loves first kiss will break the spell and return you to normal
10	You believe that all of your hair has fallen out and will now make every effort to hide this embarrassing event from your companions
11	You HATE children, the sight or sound of them makes you irrationally angry
12	You now believe that one of your companions is the most beautiful person you have ever seen
13	You are convinced that if someone stares at you for too long, you will turn to stone
14	You cant pee without someone there to sing the special wee wee song that your mother used to sing to you as a child. You have to pee really bad all of a sudden
15	You sing every word you say
16	Water is uncomfortably spicy
17	That one time you went fishing is now super important to you. You try to relate everything happening to events that happened on the trip
18	You believe you are the most attractive person in any group. Everyone else is repulsively ugly
19	You see a pixie perched on your shoulder that is constantly scribbling notes onto a piece of parchment about what you are saying and doing, sniggering on occasion. You find this unnerving
20	The food you eat becomes sentient, begging you not to eat it
21	The voice of one of your companions becomes unbearably annoying to listen to
22	Your hostile actions fill you with unbridled lust. Whenever you attack or cast a spell, you moan with satisfaction
23	You've been lying to your companions and it's time to come clean. Your name is actually Spandango Tippleton Schwinslow Backenforth the Fifth. You insist that everyone calls you by your full name from now on
24	You believe that you are made of solid gold. Anyone who looks at you for too long is trying to steal you
25	You LOVE everything
26	The next three shapes you see in the clouds form a prophecy that you are destined to fulfill
27	You are now your drag persona
28	You find bugbears incredibly attractive
29	The chirps of birds now sound like orcish battle cries
30	Every time you touch something for the first time, you flinch as if you experienced a static shock
31	You can only speak in rhymes
32	The concept of death is unbearable sad. You burst into tears whenever you think about it
33	Your burps taste like farts and your farts sound like loud belches
34	You believe that there is a race of crab people living underground, carefully biding their time before they launch a surprise assault on the surface world
35	You lose all understanding of the concept of numbers
36	You believe that you can read the minds of your companions but only if you stand uncomfortably close to them
37	You now have an ugly laugh and you find even the smallest things hilarious
38	You have trouble regulating the volume of your voice, you now alternate between talking really quietly or yelling at the top of your voice.
39	You now love to snack on nuts. Whenever you eat them, you sing the 'i love nuts in my mouth song'
40	The most important thing to you now is to make the most beautiful bouquet of flowers so that you can be the most beautiful girl at the upcoming midsummer dance
41	You believe you are old and frail
42	You now sound like one of your companions
43	You become a proud Nudist
44	You are now on a massive acid trip. You feel at one with nature, connected to the world and its magics like you have never been before, for now...
45	Surprise Mother Clucka! You now finish all of your sentences with Bawk Bawk Bawk
46	You believe that your nipples have disappeared. You now spot them in strange places before they vanish once more.
47	You're addicted to alliteration, your sentences must contain at least one string of alliteration.
48	You are now in an L.A. Noir film, you monologue and narrate your actions as such.
49	You believe that you are a lycanthrope on the verge of transforming into your hideous bestial form (roll a D6, if its a 6 roll again)
50	You believe that you are a vampire with an insatiable desire to drink blood. Your party members must never discover this horrible secret of yours.

Type

Metaphysical, Elemental