Shorty John
Shorty Jon stinks like a fish and has a voice like a bullfrog but his connections in the Bosky Dells mean he has the freshest fish in Rooktown. If you can get past the stench at Shorty John's Fishmongery, you’ll find that Shorty Jon (an unironic name with his small stature) is a nice enough fellow, and always willing to throw in a few free crappies with each transaction.
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