Winged Flyceswatter

Winged

by Ruby O'Degee

The female yellow bellied Winged flyceswatter is a biter. Her male can’t bite counterpart is a distracter. The two work in tandem to bite and harass cyclists and equestrians. Male flyceswatters do not understand there is a difference between the two riders. Female swatters don’t care. Male swatters entertain their audiences with their carney swoops and dives.

Basic Information

Anatomy

Both females and males wear defend themselves with a fly swatter. They miss 99.3% of the time. No hero kills a yellow bellied Winged Flyceswatter. Heroes who grab a wing or tentacle are award winners.
No rider sees males or females in daylight. While the male flyceswatter puts on his show, the females find a juicy buttox, shoulder blade or ankle to chomp. Regardless of whether a socked ankle is a defense, the resident gets her bite. The female swatter is not born with red hair. The adult female swatter hair dyes her hair with her victim’s bloody ooze.

Genetics and Reproduction

Each female flyceswatters spawns 3,087,732 eggs in late March. The eggs hatch in late May and early June. The Hamlet Chamber of Commerce guarantees flyceswatters die. This is a false argument. The swatters hide during July, take day long naps, and return in August for a second hunt. The younger swatters are hungry. They are small, but their stingers are twice the size of their bodies. All swatters are ravenous in August, September and whenever they want to be.
To force their demise, Hamlet residents use a DIY concoction and a mason jar to trap the bugs. The concoction is a blend of Jack Daniel’s whiskey, a cup of cane syrup, and a dash of almond oil. The females love the smell. They whizzed by to annoy the cook. 73.2% of the males don’t come close to jars. They learned a long while ago that anything sticky clogs up their fly apparatus. The other 26.8% lose a wing or a tentacle while attempting a dive, but they survive by staying clear of the rim. Hamlet villagers quit using the mason jar “sticky lure” solution a long while ago. Most villagers are eventually less stupid.

Behaviour

The psychology of the Winged Flyceswatter is obvious. They desire to bite. The Hamlet villagers are the swatter’s prey with an issue. They whine, cry, cover themselves with salve and garlic to ward off the creatures. Riders spray themselves with stinky and greasy cresols that make the villager tasty.
 After three months of enduring the pests, the horses left outdoors s-whish the Winged flysceswatters away. The Hamlet Chamber of Commerce is canceling their next decade’s cycling and equestrian events during the months of March through September. They suggest tourists use their indoor curling and wiffle ball facilities.

Additional Information

Perception and Sensory Capabilities

There is a misconception about the uselessness of male swatter tentacles. Male flyceswatters use their tentacles to listen for riders. When the rider comes closer to the tree lined trail, the swatters line up for battle. The whoosh of bicycle tires and the thump of hooves shakes the leaves. Sabal Palm leaves work best. The males use the leaves like springboards. High dives, somersaults, arm stands and belly flops entertain the troops, while the females prepare for their descents.

Scientific Name

Antrhoclingpods

Origin/Ancestry

LWH Yellow Flyceswatter by ROD w/Midjourney

Conservation Status

by Violet M. (rod)