Electric Sardines

Stinky

by Ruby O'Degee

Electric sardines are gray and white. Their wire scales conduct the current into rainwater.

Basic Information

Anatomy

Spoiled compost covers netted Electric Sardines. Electric sardines repel predators with their appearance. They look tasty.

Ecology and Habitats

Electric Sardines pool together. Swarms of Electric Sardines heat cesspools. They also like dirty water and filthy swimming pools. When it rains, they can better conduct a current that will burn off compost.

Dietary Needs and Habits

Electric Sardines eat refuse. They also eat worms. Particularly worms that eat decomposed foods. The rotten egg smell of these foods lingers after the Sardine eats smelly foods.

Behaviour

A survey given by Hamlet restaurant owners suggested that Hamlet residents eat Electric Sardines during the rainy season. Their pungent smell and taste were part of the sardine’s appeal. The other reason Hamlet residents like the fish was their effect on them. Electric sardines are a good food to eat during hunting season.

Scientific Name

stunsarfish

Origin/Ancestry

The electric sardines and the electric eel don’t jive. Electric sardines are only electric during storms. Their scales burn.

Conservation Status

by Violet M. (rod)

Electric Sardines are a Hamlet protected species. Lost Words Hamlet restaurant owners pay fisheries for the sardines. Regulars like to dip their sardines into salsas and other sauces to heat them up. Electric sardines eat directly before and after storms.