The Gnomorphy Reclamation and Unhappy Members of the Bureau for Ludicrous Experiments

The Gnomorphy Reclamation and Unhappy Members of the Bureau for Ludicrous Experiments, or GRUMBLE, is a uniquely driven organization, born out of a profound collective regret and determination to undo a catastrophic experiment. When the ancient gnomes of Gnorenori sought to shield themselves from the Corruption, they inadvertently caused the Organism Ooze Polymorphism Situation (OOPS), transforming their entire species into plasmoids. In the aftermath of this event, GRUMBLE arose as the foremost authority on reversing the effects of this transformation, while maintaining dominion over the plasmoid population in Gnorenori.
Headquarters and Governance Based in Gnorenora, the heart of Gnorenori, GRUMBLE operates as both a scientific institution and a ruling body. Its sprawling headquarters are a marvel of plasmoid ingenuity, composed of flowing architecture that incorporates both solid and liquid elements to accommodate its ooze-like members. This bastion of research, invention, and governance is where GRUMBLE’s brightest minds collaborate to unravel the mysteries of their condition.
Masters of Enchantment GRUMBLE is widely recognized as the most prolific enchanter of magical items across Logos. Their expertise is unmatched, producing tools of incredible utility and power that enhance daily life and adventuring alike. Bags of holding, portable holes, and other extra-dimensional storage items owe their functionality to GRUMBLE’s vaults for extra-dimensional storage to arcane tools. Profits from these enchanted items fuel GRUMBLE’s research, creating a self-sustaining cycle of invention and experimentation.
The Experimenters of Logos GRUMBLE’s reach extends far beyond traditional laboratories. Every plasmoid in Gnorenori—and often those beyond its borders—is considered a participant in the grand experiment to restore their species. This decentralized model ensures that even the most mundane activities contribute to GRUMBLE’s overarching goals. For instance, a plasmoid studying floral growth may be indistinguishable from a dedicated florist, yet their work contributes to understanding biological resilience. A plasmoid investigating life and death might serve as a healer, priest, or soldier, blending their research seamlessly with practical roles. In this way, GRUMBLE’s experiments are integrated into the fabric of society, making their work both pervasive and subtle.
A Dual Mission: Redemption and Progress While GRUMBLE’s ultimate aim is to reclaim their lost gnomish forms, many members have come to terms with the possibility that their condition might never be reversed. Despite this, they persist in their efforts, driven by a sense of duty and community. The knowledge gained from their research benefits all of Logos, making GRUMBLE an indispensable part of the continent’s advancement.
This dual mission—to seek redemption while forging a path of progress—defines GRUMBLE. It is both a beacon of hope for the plasmoids and a reminder of the perils of unbridled experimentation. Their story serves as a cautionary tale and an inspiration, proving that even in the face of irreversible change, a society can adapt, innovate, and strive for a better future.

Public Agenda

Goals

• Reverse the effects of the Organism Ooze Polymorphism Situation (OOPS) and restore the gnomish form.
• Innovate and produce world-renowned enchanted items to sustain research efforts.
• Foster magical collaboration across Logos to advance understanding of transformation and resilience.
• Promote the welfare and unity of the plasmoid community.

Beliefs

• Wisdom is the Key to our Restoration: Through knowledge and experimentation, the answers to the plasmoid condition can be uncovered.
• Every Experiment Counts: No research is too small or insignificant if it contributes to the greater goal.
• Hope is a Collective Effort: Progress is achieved not by individuals but by the strength of the community working together.
• Mistakes Are Lessons, Not Failures: The past cannot be undone, but it can guide the future toward better outcomes.

Mistakes made, lessons learned, experiments continue

Alternative Names

GRUMBLE

Related Species

• Plasmoid