Puppet Kokai

Puppet Kokai CR: 3

Medium ,

Armor Class: 15

Hit Points: 70

Speed: 30 ft

STR

10 +0

DEX

16 +3

CON

14 +2

INT

8 -1

WIS

10 +0

CHA

16 +3

Saving Throws: Dex +5, Cha +5

Damage Resistances: Thunder, Psychic (she’s too loud to hear insults)

Condition Immunities: Deafened, Charmed (you can’t charm chaos)

Senses: Darkvision

Languages: Japanese

Challenge Rating: 3

Proficiency Bonus: +3

Too Loud To Die - If reduced to 0 HP, Kokai “encores” instead of falling screams, “ALL PART OF MY PLAN!”

Remains standing at 1 HP and takes one last turn before collapsing dramatically.

Actions

Anarchy Riff - Melee Weapon Attack (guitar smack): +5 to hit, reach 5 ft Hit: 8 (1d8 + 4) thunder damage

On a crit, she yells “BOW BEFORE ME!!” and knocks herself prone from over-celebrating.

Power Chord Blast (Recharge 5–6) - Strums an obnoxiously loud note, blasting in a 15 ft cone. Creatures must make a DC 14 Con save or take 2d8 thunder damage and be deafened until the end of their next turn. On a fail, they also suffer emotional cringe (disadvantage on next Cha check).

Bonus Actions

Evil Laugh - Delivers a half-spoken punk lyric that applies to no one: Causes one creature of choice within 30 ft to make a DC 13 Wis save or be mildly disoriented, giving them -1 to AC until the start of Kokai’s next turn.