Ikaros Arainai (ee-KAH-rohss ah-RAI-nai)
Ikaros Arainai is a tiefling monk and the current de facto leader of the Populists in the ongoing Umbaric Succession Crisis.
Ikaros has been accused by the Polis of Umbar of committing numerous capital crimes, including but not limited to: murder, arson, destruction of public property, breaking and entering, breaking without entering, entering without breaking, baking and entering, antiauthoritarian idealism, atheism, disrespecting authority, disrespecting women, plucking the wings off butterfly bystanders, smoking, disliking country music, poor music taste, disrespect of decorum, public indecency, disorderly conduct, pickpocketing, assassinating Radiant Tisiphone, turning Radiant Navron into a man via his trans inclusive radical misogyny (TIRM), and worst of all, spelling his name the original Greek way and not the more well-known Latin way.
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