Minitron

Hoplite Minitron Bargda (a.k.a. Minitron)

Oh the illustrious warrior and first migrant from an otherwise unknown dimension known as Min-yes, Leander?

"I got it from here Bookity Boop."
— Lou Areides

Bookity... Boop!? H-hey! How are y-oh for the...

"So my brother from another mother is from this alien world, ya follow? Ya know how all the Realms hang out on the World Tree, right? So. There are entire Realms that don't."
— Lou Areides

Wow, how marvelous the thought never occurred. Do go on mansplaining to the literal Book of Knowledge about how dimensions work. I promise to be impressed.

"Ey, Bardaga ain't like the Realms in the Truce 'cause its branch of the World Tree snapped off. So, there he is, born on a planet made by a couple kiddo deities, who like throwing rocks and ain't learned how to control their tempers."
— Lou Areides

Immature deities, how droll. What does this have to do with Minitron, the mightiest warrior of Bardaga?

"I'm setting the mood. Ya gotta set moods, my Book, otherwise people stare at the pictures and move the frick along, am I right? So, here he is, born on a planet full 'a glitter and neon colours and stuff, but it's super dangerous, 'cause like, dude. Kids making planets and then being little shits, recipe for disaster. It's also a recipe for Minitron.
I might be the great-grandson of Ares Mars Olympia, but the Bardagi are the toughest sons of bitches I've ever seen."
— Lou Areides

Current Location

Chalceus Citadel

Ethnicity

Bardagi

Other Ethnicities/Cultures

Hellene

Circumstances of Birth

A few hours of respite under an armour-petal plant

Birthplace

The Glitter Canyon of Pip

Pronouns

He/Him

Gender

Man

Eyes

Yellow

Hair

Blue

Height

7'4"

Weight

295 lbs

Belief/Deity

Ares Mars Olympia

Aligned Organization

Kopis Industries

Rank

Hoplite of the First Mora

Sexuality

Yes. The answer is yes. Okay, so there was this party, right? We're looking fly, and... oh ah... hi Lilith Mischeva, didn't know you was listening... yeah so we were ah... dancing. End of story moving on.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Born in the Glitter Canyon of Pip, Mintron spent the first year of life strapped to the chests of whichever adult was near enough to hold him.

"All Bardagi kids're raised that way, 'cause heh. Likelihood of ya surviving with the same set of parents is slimmer than a twig that skipped leg day for a decade. Bardagi come together in war clutches, ya know, like lil troops and squads large enough to share the load of defence, small enough to not get sucker punched by one of the gods' meteoric fastballs. So you grow up, everyone's family. You survive together, or ya die. But Minitron, my dude, he grew up bigger and stronger than anyone around him.
And when the Gaaagh figured out the magic to leave Bardaga, he was first out. That's when we met! I punted him across the field of battle into a boulder and broke half the bones in his teensy tiny body."
— Lou Areides

Teensy Tiny?! The man's over seven feet tall!

"It's called a growth spurt."
— Lou Areides

Intellectual Characteristics

"Dude's shrewd as a fox and tough as a dragon, Minitron knows things... not like, science things, but survival things. We spend most of our time training our Enomotia and hanging out. Since leaving Bardaga, Minitron became my second in command and he practically lives in Brolympus, when he's not staying with the squad. Barracks are better than Bardaga."
— Lou Areides

Morality & Philosophy

I believe... don't get killed and always fight back is an appropos summation of Minitron's personal philosophy. Serving his god and being one with his military unit are the only things in Minitron's life... aside from Lou's fixation on taking him to sports games, playing video games and driving fast cars.

Taboos

Letting anyone hurt Lou. I will never understand this, but for some reason the Bardagi view Lou Areides as a form of folk hero or deity-adjacent. He's known as their saviour, and I haven't the foggiest clue as to why. Dash never having been to Bardaga's dimensional plane!

Wait... why are you grinning at me? Wh... I don't like that.

"Yooouuu hate that I've been to a Realm you haven't, don't'cha? Ehheh heeeeh. What's the knowledge worth to ya? I dunno, I can think of some... things... to trade..."
— Lou Areides

You are a despicable creature and I hope you feel bad. You and your hacker sibling. Caleb! Caleb Mauthisen take me home this instant! I want to go back into your pocket!

Relationships

Minitron

Battle Bro (Vital)

Towards Lou Areides

-1

Frank

Lou Areides

Battle Bro (Vital)

Towards Minitron

-1

Frank

History

Minitron and Lou met on the field of battle, during the first Bardagi attack against Midgard. Two Champions of opposing forces, Minitron and Lou fought to the death...

... or would have, if Lou didn't give Minitron mercy.

This mercy was paid back by multiple attempts on Lou's life, until through a series of misadventures, Lou and Minitron became inseparable companions on the field of woe.

Now, Minitron is Lou's loyal second in command, and keeps his battle bro as protected as possible. They would more than die for each other, and are a rare unit with their core Enomotia.

Minitron appears in the upcoming Judge of Mystics Audio Drama... Wax Wing.