Pudt's Treatise of Ascertained Excellency
And as can be clearly seen, you--the reader--are quite ignorant. Aha, you ask how I know this, and how I see right through your idiotic gaze? It's quite simple, as you are reading this! After all, what reason to read such an eye-opening piece--by none other than I, Tulemi Pudt--if not to end your stupid thoughts and to bring about a revolution of the mind? Indeed, you were at least not-dimwitted enough to realize the excellence that is this treatise.
Now, if you would, take a seat (for I know that you have surely stood in stupid awe), and let us help you get to know your true self, and why you're better off leaving it behind for something better.
The treatise written by Tulemi Pudt was written by a man that sees himself greater than all. This document is the culmination of everything he believed in, as he desired to release his findings and "astute" observations.
Ironically, it proved the exact opposite of what he was trying to prove to the masses. Upon first publication, the treatise was met with outrage, which ended with the ostracism of the upcoming Tulemi Pudt. For weeks, he had stayed within his own home to create a better Treatise than his last. When this newer version was released, he was met with even more anger.
Purpose
The document, in its intent, was to open the eyes of all who read it. Not only was it to define the great Tulemi Pudt's soaring intelligence, but it was meant to instruct those in how to reach such awesome heights by understanding the Self.
Document Structure
Publication Status
A public document unfortunately available for anyone that desires to read it.
Historical Details
Public Reaction
Minor anger; resentment; stupefied.
Legacy
While the document is mostly ignored, some teachers like to use it as an example of what not to write, nor how to write it. The man himself disappeared one night, during one of his "signings." There has been no sighting of him since.
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