Have Hat Will Travel

Player attends Brobdingrag Prix, at Brobdingrag Construct Reserve, after traveling through Yarborough and Gardyloo .

1. There are three, hat-wearing racing giants. They attack with stooges-style slapstick, but in absurdly slow motion. Similar to Mister Mosquito (time dilation), mixed with the Three Stooges (appearance/attack), Attack on Titan (the wall scene), and a bit of Jack and the Beanstalk (clothing).
2. You can climb onto the shoulder of one, and work your way to the hat brim.
3. If you are not in direct LOS of a giant, and you attack it with magic, it will respond as though the giant you are riding initiated an attack.
4. Trick two of them into stunning the third. When stunned, the hat is knocked off. Move to the shoulder.
5. Run back on to the top of the head, just before the hat is replaced
6. Inside, the floor is obviously a bald spot. The interior is tacky patterned wallpaper. A single, bald lightbulb dangles from the center of the ceiling; it moves based on the giant's motion, projecting shadows. The giant can be piloted with pull-cords and levers.
7. Run it through a figure 8 track beside the wall. Giant racers leap over swamps, to snatch a floating, glowing scroll. ✨️ Game logic.
8. Approach the inner wall.
9. Step out on the brim.
10. Convince Bertram Brobdingrag to grant you access to his tower. He will not allow you to enter if you have injured a giant, and will be impressed by your giant-riding skills.