Ubiytsa Kiski
Ubiytsa Kiski
Arrogant, cynical, and incredibly eccentric. Kiski is the type of person to believe he is the most important person in the room, and make it very well known that he is in fact that person. Whenever he isn’t having the ego of a dragon, he’s obsessing over the plans he’s created for himself, and the research he’s been trying to conduct into planar travel. His habits of being incredibly self centered have been proven to have exceptions, but not many.
Physical Description
Special abilities
3 "Respawns"
Apparel & Accessories
Skull visage helmet
Bright red coat which are never removed
Various holy symbols collected over time
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Known through Gaweyn and its inhabitants in one form or another; Ubiytsa Kiski (or as he’s more simply called: Kiski) has lived through many events to shape the current state of the world. While no one is entirely sure of his origin other than he’s obviously older than most of the people one would meet: he’s rarely changed throughout his life, always having the reason behind his ventures being “Get rich. Or die trying,” the latter of which seeming not to stick. He’s never been seen outside of the oddly designed armor he wears, the design of which being one of a kind and being only associated with him for upwards of 250 years. While at one point in time he may have been a more “mundane” profession as he’d put it before he became a full-fledged adventurer, he’s widely known as an eccentric individual with a knack for the arcane. While nowhere near as talented at the more sophisticated usages and nuances as those in charge of Ticano, he excels in more obscure areas of the arcane, having built all of the magical contraptions he’s known for by himself. Building these items however wasn’t as simple as placing magic into items, Kiski hand built and tooled everything of his, and at one time expanded into building more obscure items that anyone could purchase from him whenever he was found; all of which had his signature in the form of “U.K.” engraved somewhere on the item, a signature which wasn’t the easiest to find or remove. Despite his long life and many memories, he’s very forgetful of who or what he’s seen in his two centuries of life. However, said memories of people often fade into and out of his head as he re-encounters places and people. When reminded of something he holds an extreme amount of knowledge he's known to break into rants, something which is thought to either be a mix of his standard eccentric personality, or a potential sign of a “decaying” state of mind. However, these theories get tossed aside when they see his ever expanding arsenal.
Note: Incredibly uppity about his personal space and understands very little about social queues. He will invade your personal space however, just don’t invade his.
Education
Self taught magic practioner
Employment
Adventurer
Accomplishments & Achievements
Creation of the Night Witch
Failures & Embarrassments
Dying
Being insulted by a cat fey
Mental Trauma
Death
Taboos
Intimacy
Arrogant, cynical, and incredibly eccentric. Kiski is the type of person to believe he is the most important person in the room, and make it very well known that he is in fact that person.
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Alignment
Chaotic Neutral
Age
250 years (died at 25)
Date of Birth
1083
Children
Gender
Male
Eyes
One green, One a cyan glow (just a socket)
Hair
N/A
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
N/A (A pale skin, due to undeath)
Height
6'
Weight
145lb
Entry 5
With the dispatchment of the dangers to the forest, Elaysia rewarded the party and I with essentially "our hearts desire". Night Witch now handles better than before, with help from Elaysia. Hopefully, it'll be the edge needed considering the new found creatures we've been encountering.
While the others took a trip back to Sylbear, many schematics have been made, mostly at the idea of putting spells into physical bullets. Hopefully, in time, I will be able to mold these into... interesting implements to say the very least.
Carna is a rest stop for merchants, traders, magistrate lives in he fort along side with the garrison. Carna is famed for vodka and beer, which no one seemed to drink at stalls. Slip the Carnan Vodka into water skins.
Dio, cannot be trusted to talk to people who want things straight to the point, he'll drag it on and on for as long as he wants and its so dull. Commander of Horn and Gold gave Dio a lodestone or something to go to the Shadowfell. Keegan says its incredibly unsafe, especially with an old, frail, lady in tow. Lodestone will take us to Tower of Horn and Gold, which is a terrible idea. Dio would like to rewrite it, which is an even worse gamble.
A bugbear, who sells random stuff on a rug, had a single holy water vial and a weird ass green bottle of gods knows what.
Kiski's Log, Part 4
We've met with Ulrin, who is understandably upset with how things we handled. I mean, I did nothing wrong, but I mean, I'd probably be upset too. But job done, now we go to Sylber, and I suppose I have to prepare for the conversation with Voss and Raylin. Which, I'll need the kid for, even if I'd rather have the conversation alone.
Looks like the lines of Vanguard have been moved, again. Really hope we avoid that place, I hate that place.
Voss worked for "The Shadow-ed One", who is apparently an old friend of mine, from college? My guess is from Ticano? My cousin Jilairn is the shadowed one?
So, Amelia sat on me, and something about Valyrence taking notes?
After falling asleep, I sat through a memory that I do not have any relocation of having, and I can see... the Helligand Kingdom? The memory was all real, I saw the fall of the city? I heard the screams? Along side someone I have never met before? Who is apparently.. my friend? And he stabbed me? Is that who killed me? Was that my death?
Kiski's Ledger Copy
A long running list of the many years of running items.
Human trafficking, illicit goods, as well as the times and places/people he made deliveries to.
Kiski's Log, Part 3
Telekinesis and Telepathy, a store in the Grasp, is a place where I will be visiting again. Reasonably priced magic items with a very nice store owner.
Kobold at a... backalley pawn shop. Who rips off his customers, gives fake coins, etc. And I love him. No one has amused me this much in forever.
Well correction. He's a brass dragon. And we've been summoned, by Big Red. For what? I don't know.
Ulric Benalin? We must go see. Also we're famous now. To the W.G atleast.
So Amelia just killed someone in hand to hand combat. Whatever gods are there, save him.
WHY. DOES. DIO. MAKE. THESE. THINGS. HARDER?! Morality does not fucking pay, fuck these starry eyed people.
So one lightning bolt, then we cashed out. Average day in the park, we'll find the party in time. It'll be fine. They'll be fine.
Prisoners, rescued. Ranic and his ship? Also found. What are we going to do? I dunno. But I do know, that I am not a fan of his crew. But, hey jobs from the government do pay well so, might as well right? Shame couldn't use him for information on the death cultists and potential experimentation.
Kiski's Log, Part 2
So far, Cultists are integrated into town quite effectively. Voss is saying to cause a scene, which I would do if I was capable of killing em solo.
SKull themed bard crew, always works, atleast we think
The barrel. The barrel is fucking with people brains. And this shit is dumb. Just be business people, sway em the old fashioned way. With words, money, or just threats.
"dOn'T dRiNk WhAt ThEy HaNd YoU" yeah, okay Dio, like I drink anything from anyone regardless.
Cultists, do not quite care about undeath, is stupid. And apparently their "god" or whatever showed up briefly according to Namys
Namys has learned the process of failing in alchemy, poor kid was heart broken. It was fucking hilarious to hear the explosion
Jungle Drake wants emeralds. Cultists will kill over bad mouthing god.
Astral, beyond material, aberrant, I dunno, I don't care. Stupid looking monster, with stupid fucking ooze exists and its apparently important
Black ooze, amber crystal, unconscious man- touching amber sends you into a weird flesh hellscape, dying within the scape sends you back to wherever you touched it at. Killed unconscious man, amber healed- and this son of a bitch just fucking vanished
Oh, you're kidding me. This bleeding stupid fucking whatever the fuck. I do know whoever this is, and I'll kill... well, maybe. Maybe I do. Who knows. I got shit I need to know. Welp, that's two science minded skeletons, this one named Raylin. Who deemed me as a joke. Shame she wouldn't come quietly, I wanted answers
When Backbreaker is replaced for Amelia, take it back.
So Karthal was the head of the Waxen Cult? We encountered... a waxen angel? Of some kind? Namys... is gone, for now. And we're in the Grasp.
The Grasp really is the land of dragons. Dragons, Lizards, and even Humans walk around freely. Interesting coliseum place to teleport, and get abandoned by Key Key. Rea took us to a cathedral, and I got stared at by a Copper Dragon. It even grinned at me. Met a silver lizard, who was very uncaring about personal space. She also was not... the best about bringing people back from the dead. but she was very happy that she brought Namys back.
Mr. Journal
Got le new Sarge promoted, after all they did not keep us in jail
Dio was arrested… again? How many times has he been arrested?
Valyrence has a pet rat? From the sewers?
Valy actually performs with “Chibbers”.
“Bonehead” is named Namys, sounds like a child, looks like a child, smells of death?
Breakdowns have a richer side despite being a poor place in town?
Valyrence and Dio went off to do private business, no questions asked, I don't care that much.
Bars in the area seem to be rather rambunctious in the breakdowns, guards don’t patrol around this area as much, interesting
Namys sleeps peacefully. Oddly so. Maybe should save personal business for when he isn’t around.
Rhythmic hammers, pulsing muscles, running water and the inability to breathe during a dream. But… don’t sleep, don’t feel tired in the normal sense. Why’d it suddenly return after this long? Metal boots approaching? Deep nothing? 3 hours of what felt like a dream?
Weird dog things are known as “Creatures of the Old Blood”? They resurfaced where Valyrence said a beggar child was, they seemed to have fed on said child. Gryphon Guard arrived, said they’d assemble a squad and “justly rewarded”. Hopefully things that are actually useful. Not medals and such.
The miners on vacation were intentionally still in the mine, but they aren’t undead. They have these weird crystals growing from them, seemingly parasitic according to the others, as well as the creatures were present and eating the bodies
CRYSTAL CROSSBOW USER: DO NOT MAKE BETS WITH THEM WHEN IT COMES TO SHOOTING YOU
How to deal with caverns: Explosives. Level the place. Killroy agrees with me. Get fucked miners.
Find a wizard, or some kind of knowledgeable person to identify these weird crystals. Could be worth something?
Fancily dressed woman with two colored eyes showed up at Dio’s ramshackle hideout. Obviously that isn’t common. Who are they? I dunno! I don’t talk to elves, often atleast.
AMELIA IS BACK! Yay, I have a friend in the group now. I think? Anyways, uh, I think I need to get things while everyone is asleep.
Key-Key is a weird guy, but he knows what I am? How? I take very, very careful steps to hide that. I’ll deal with him when the time comes… if I need to? Idk
Shopping list: x8 small metal plates, x2 cogs, x1 metal tube, x2 metal quarter spheres, and as much unneeded scrap as possible.
Scratched iron? Open at midnight, sells metal things?
Cave after picking straws during the second dream? With fellow humanoid people? I can’t tell who or what they are? But what am I doing exactly? I uh… saw my own grave? Who is the hollow man I saw? And why exactly did my grave glow green?
Valyerence is a vampire, like “bleh bleh bleh”. Is good to know?
Blue snake dude had a warehouse of stuff, and they immediately shot me, kinda rude, apparently the snake dates to Valy’s time in an old kingdom? In the Dreadlands. I dunno what that's about.
Found a rather tall shitass, and he went down like… a tree honestly, had captives? Dunno why, don’t really care. Just keeping self out of jail at this point.
Visit the graveyard when everyone is… busy. Hopefully, no one finds out about the aftermath, will not be that pretty. Probably, I think.
Of course Dio followed me, that weirdo.
Who is Hessian Voss? Why do I know who he is? Why are memories so… real? Did I just watch what Dio described as the… Tribulation? Why would I see that? Also why did I see another floating green light?
(Quiet week of Elth Dalain: Aside from doing minor repairs on various items of Dio’s, definitely looking into what the fuck the weird crystal thing we picked up from the mine with the weird miner people is. And looking back at what the fuck the weird green light I saw at the graveyard was)
Voss and I know each other? Jilairn, is cousin? Who is that? Why they know who I is? His grave triggered previous memories? But I don’t know who this guy is? Dio tried ending the little fight early, but uh yeah no. I don’t deal with things their way.
I think I covered my tracks? I think? Namys can be of help, maybe he can tell me how Voss knows me?
Well shoot me in the penis and call me a eunuch, why does Key-Key want to talk to us again, and after I go on an amazing adventure with my friends and learn that whoever Mr. Weirdo with the black robes is connected to a lot of us? (Roleplay being distant and very guarded this time, you goob)
Amelia just punched me, that shit fuckin hurt. And Dio’s graveyard comment? That also hurt.
So, we have to break into a place with one entrance. Dio is musician, Valy is servant, and Amelia I’m sure can pose as nice uh… eye candy? I uh… can’t blow my way into the place. So uh… time to act a lil? Maybe uh… ask Keagan weird request. He mentioned a slave trade? And something about rampant corruption? I dunno, I just help with this party for now. Hopefully they return the favor. Ria won’t cuz she’d know what to look for, and I need a way in.
So Marquis tends to get assassinated in Elth Dalain, and the city doesn’t like Lady Viv. and he intends to have “strong words” with her? And we can get out of trouble with weird coin/pass thing he gave us?
So the giant wasp things? Don’t like me. Keagan? Is fucking scary. The group I’ve been travelling with? Aside from Dio? Useless. Utterly useless. New plan with them: if they’re close to dying, let em, and if they survive, congrats. If not? Oh well. It do sucks to be them don’t it?
Gobby is entertaining, and definitely going with the leaving the others to blep aside from Dio. Keagan, weird but entertaining person.
Dio’s dad needs le helpers, and I mean, he helps me so I gotta help. Also potion lady can blind people.
So now brains can walk around, both miners and nicely dressed assholes are infected in the mines, and I shit you not the ground literally swallowed a fucking guard. Why exactly do people live here again? Obvious this place is a safety hazard.
Oh won’t you have it any other way, I was fucking swallowed. By a cat thing believe it or not! Thats fucking lovely. Did anyone care? No, well. That I know of. But it was disgusting. I also was fucking slapped by its tail, that shit put me to sleep. I get it, you know, we went in to help Dio because he looked actually concerned, but by whatever the fuck is holy; I need a raise. Not to mention a woman or something that sounds like it, saw a… mindflayer? And it eats brains? I mean, whatever the fuck that is. I mean, who eats brains? Especially since they seem to run now.
Gwyndolin’s academy yielded interesting results, illithads are interesting creatures, and uh; the meeting with The White Lady was interesting. Her dragon retainer, Crevice? He’s a fun guy. I like him. If my guess is correct about the founder of the academy, she may know more about who Voss is, and why the Tribulation is such a… centerpiece of memories I have.
So Valy pissed off Vivian, it was quite a sight, Crevice is apparently a raging asshole, the Marquis is an awesome guy, Gwyndolin knows of the tribulation and Voss’s past (he’s a right asshole). They’re an interesting bunch.
Keagan has asked us to recover an item, and while 1000 gold is nice, I’m doing this shit for free. Simple tag n’ bag, grab the item, and bring it back. Also, I might not be the one who does the returning.
Smoke Powder, Miasma (or have Namys make it), pitch in for rolling forge.
Bee bar has no idea who Blue Lizard is. Full Caven supplied information: Blue Lizard is skittish, asked for wax, muttered to himself, and didn’t speak to many people. Left day before arrival.
Lorge metal spider thing just… walked through a hill after beckoning for us? I… what the goobily fuck is it?
Stupid fucking Cat thing, insulting my goddamn intelligence. MY goddamn intelligence! Me! I’m the smartest person here!
Some old uh… person has asked for necklace to be given to… a Vynco, that was her name. A medusa with a tragic story from the travels of my own. I uh, don’t particularly care if we give it to her. Honestly. And his name was… Rafnan I believe
So, Silver Rose was home to Wax… cultists? Who the fuck? Why Wax? Fire Breath causes fucking heart burn, I absolutely hate it. But I mean, one of them made me feel pain again! I know that I can still feel it! This is good! I’m not fully dead yet! Anyways Mr. Journal, they lit the bar on fire, a server stole my goddamn money, and I swear I’m confused on what the fuck is up with the damn lizard.
“'Well done. The recruits lately have been of excellent stock. Their willingness and faith keep our work pure, guided only by the light. Your donations have been noted and all help is appreciated. Keep up the good work. When the Sun falls, cover your eyes.'”- Nameless Messenger. They’re uh… pilfered goods in a ledger, with the next port being Ulrin. Stupid guards, leave it to me.
Second human? In the party? Fucking finally. It gets lonely.
They know what I am now, upset
THE WATCHER OF THE SKY HAS STARED INTO MY GAZE, AND NOW I SEE THINGS THAT AREN’T THERE! This is stupid
Strange elven man, wax mash, plain white robe, and these cultists are entirely normal here
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