STATIC 30: The Ceaseless Monolith

General Summary

Wherein the Blinkertons come back to themselves, fight a dragon, and finally meet their quarry
Archivist's Note: As the Blinkertons moved deeper into the The Ceaseless Drift, the documents that comprise this section of the Blinkerton Chronicle have been heavily damaged. Most are completely illegible, saturated in some sort of purple pulsating goo. Substantive efforts have been undertaken to reconstruct a summary of events, which is what follows here.

The Narrative Deteriorates

As a consequence of the strange energies of The Ceaseless Drift, as well as slipshod record keeping, not much is known about our heroes escapades in the Ceaseless Monolith. Here is what is known:

• Tridge, in the guise of Endless Eye, scanned the Ceaseless and located the Monolith, which is presumably where Auggie is located.
• As they approached the Monolith, they were set upon by a pair of Void Hawks. Battle ensued.
• Osborn, as Danktooh, performed a "tooth exchange" with another entity. Little is known about this possible ceremony.
• Someone, probably Nero functioning as Blackmelt "stunned a fuckin' dragon," which was probably Immitrix the Bedeviled, who blocked their way to Auggie's lab.
• At some point, they encountered "Baby, The Graveyard Tender."

Scholars are hard at work piecing together this patch-work record. It is probable, however, that the intricacies of this particular account may be lost.
What is known, however, is that, eventually, the The Interdimensional Blinkerton Detective Agency made their way to the laboratory of Elaugzar Wyrdloom, finally meeting their long sought quarry.

Report Date

10 Sep 2023