GB Chapter 27/28: Let the Boy Watch

General Summary

With expertly crafted disguises, the gang enters the prison while Fork "stands guard" with the nutcracker guards outside.
The rest of the gang wanders through several of the detention halls, seeing doll guards on patrol and occassionally electrocuting inmates with dark energy staffs, whether to incapacitate for transport, or simply for discipline.
While Fork sneakily breaks off from the nutcracker guards with clever spellcasting RP, Balcazar, Draconius & Master Obu meet a lusty-&-busty reptilian prisoner
The Warden cums in MB's face for 28 necrotic damage. Fork does 6 piercing/2 radiant damage

Fork: Gets punchy. 15, 16, 14, nat 1. Disengages and moves back
MB: 24, 23, 32 with Eldritch Blast, 8 force damage.
Draconius: Backs dafuq up and shoots Twinfire (5th level) for 62 fire damage. Summons Flamonius, who berates him as per usual.
Balcazar: Madrakor's Fist hits his ass for 8 necrotic damage. Then, performs a Flash Freeze (5th level), taking 13 cold damage due to the Warden's beefiness. Then moves back.

Lair Action: Dark Energy Cannons
Master Obu: Casts Blight for 14 necrotic damage
Fork: Punches the Warden, but fails. Disengages and flees
Dr. Cuddles: Deals 15 & 12 bludgeoning damage to MB & Fork with the Warden's Fist, then moves away from his desk.
MB: Walks away and changes into a minotaur, then talks about their pronouns
Draconius: Sends Flamonius to attack the Warden for 19 damage
Balcazar: Casts Hold Monster on the Warden and succeeds, after a failed punch to the face from the gauntlet. Then moves away

Lair Action: Jack in the Box crit fails and doesn't bite Obu, instead face planting in front of his fees
Master Obu: Casts Guiding Bolt at 5th level for 29 damage. Then moves back
Fork: 15 damage with a Sun Strike punch, then 8 damage (23 total)
Dr. Cuddles: Breaks out of Hold Monster
MB: Casts Edlritch Blast for 10 damage
Draconius: Casts Dragon's Wrath (6th level) for 73 fire damage
Balcazar: Casts Rockupuncture (4th level) for 12 piercing. Madrakor's Gauntlet misses

Lair Action: Jack in the Box smacks Obu for 17 damage, then grabs him clownishly. Obu tells the Twins to work on freeing him, then he casts Dark Lightning (4th level) to fry this guy

Balcazar investigates the desk and grabs the notes (details coming). Others got stuff and did sex things as according to my notes. One orgasm
Flew out of the lake for a week to the north pole.
Obu spends some time meditating in the Daidrin Gaioforce, as well as reading a Mystical Recycling Thought Crystal that could help him achieve magitech achievmenets with scrap recycled materials.
Balcazar read Draconic Magic Book & Thought Crystals.
Draconius reads a Magitech Blueprint Thought Crystal for making magic armor
MB reads Origin of the Gaioforce and Draconic Magic as they feels the tinglings of the Gaioforce within their genitals
Balcazar found documentation in the warden's desk indicating that there have been fewer intakes of prisoners and greater exports of magitech weaponry from the Aisle of Smiles to Santa's Workshop. As it was originally written in my notes, “A note describing the recent uptake in demand for dark energy weapons and decrease in defective toy shipments to the prison. Notably, Wizard Santa has also been sending less and less prisoners by the year, which is unusual given his reign of terror over Christmas”
More stuff happened, but its getting too difficult to keep up with the sessions note-wise. Just means that its been more fun to play the game, RP, and roll with the punches

Report Date

10 Nov 2022

Primary Location

Isle of Smiles

Secondary Location

Cyregnor

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