Insurance Companies

Why are they?

Our world is a risky place. You could easily get sick or injured, or even lose your life. Of course, people’s lifetimes are based on the complicated calculations of Glitter God and Satan, and only they can ever really know how much time someone has left. If you die before your time runs out, you might be sent back into life, but if you’re not careful, your time might run out and you might die well before you’re ready for it. To avoid such unfortunate mishaps it’s always good to be prepared - and that’s what insurance companies are for.

How does it work?

It’s pretty simple. Insurance companies offer a variety of services. Most common ones are extra lives and extra years added to your lifetime. This way, if you die you get a way out - you get returned back into life, no consequences or questions asked.

Extra years work in a similar way. If you die and you still have years left, you will be returned to life, and if you buy extra years, you have a better chance of not running out of your lifetime.

Other services offer some more specific things, like a new organ or body part, if you ever need a new one. This is useful if you live the kind of a lifestyle where losing body parts is a significant risk. With this “new body part insurance” you will be able to get your new body part from Glitter God and Satan directly, and a lot sooner than without it. You see, there's a whole lot of paperwork to go through if you need a new body part, but if you have that done in advance, your waiting period will be much shorter.

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Why?

Well the answer to this should be obvious by now - it’s always good to have some extra time available in your life. But not everyone is convinced. Buying insurance services is always well advised to people who live risky lifestyles where losing their life is likely. Many people don’t really bother spending extra money on extra lives if they live casual non adventurous lifestyles.

But here’s the thing, you never know what might happen to you - you could live the safest possible lifestyle, but still suffer an unfortunate accident. This is why it’s always good to invest in some extra lives at any of the insurance offices located at many convenient spots across the world ;D

This article was sponsored by this insurance agnecy