Blue Bari

Halfling Barbarian. Former member of the Troublemakers. Dinosaur Cavalry general in the armies of Droaam. Mostly illiterate.
The Korth City Planning Commission sent a request to Droaam for a short bio of Blue Bari in preparation for the upcoming Festival of the Redeemed. This is a copy of the response:

Oftin kalled the Grate-ust uv the Trubbel Maykers, Bari wuz enstroomentus krushiold verie importinent in sayving the wurld frum kakapupu Deemuns or sumfing. He wuz reeley gud at smooshing teenkydookie Monstars and also at ryding teenkydookie Dyno-sarz. When he leeved too bekum a Generality in the fart-smel Armee uv Droaam, all the weewee likking frunt fannies that he sayved kryed and kryed lyke littel kakapupu baybees. Bari iz verie Stronk so he onlee kryed a little.
Synceerley,
Sum aynchint grae-beerd reely teenkydookie old hysterian that u'v nevur hurd uv defiantlee NOT Blu Bari!
PSst: Bari axed me to mayke shoor too tel Willo that Eye he luvs the dookie out uv him and iz xtreemamentully so, so proud.

The rest of the letter, which continues for two full pages, is completely illegible due to the presence of tear-stains and copious amounts of snot.

Relationships

Willow

Adoptive Nephew (Vital)

Towards Blue Bari

5

3

Frank

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Blue Bari

Adoptive Uncle (Vital)

Towards Willow

5

5

Honest

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Nicknames & Petnames

Uncle Bar Bar, My Boy

Spouses

Siblings