Paladin Jesus
Paladin Jesus was a firm, but fare deity. He watched closely over one of his favorite followers, Stratus The Dragonborn Paladin with every hope that his little pal could grow up big and strong.
One time, Paladin Jesus helped our Stratus' Paladin Ancestor with a 200pt Smite to a Big Ass Worm in a Volcano, just to make sure that little Stratus could be born one day.
Another time, Paladin Jesus helped little level 3 Stevie Paladin bear the absolutely piss out of Iarno "Glasstaff" Albrek in Phandalin at the Tresendar Manor. DM Baklor didn't stand a chance.
Paladin Jesus. I know I say this everytime... but this ONE LAST TIME, I'm begging. Please help me kill this bad man and I'll do whatever you want from now on. No more being bad, I'll be polite and nice to all the people. Just let me PLEASE make this happen Paladin Jesus!!
- Your Bestie, Stratus
One time, Paladin Jesus helped our Stratus' Paladin Ancestor with a 200pt Smite to a Big Ass Worm in a Volcano, just to make sure that little Stratus could be born one day.
Another time, Paladin Jesus helped little level 3 Stevie Paladin bear the absolutely piss out of Iarno "Glasstaff" Albrek in Phandalin at the Tresendar Manor. DM Baklor didn't stand a chance.
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