Jeff Davis

He is very out of place, he's very Caucasian, he looks and acts like a mid level accountant, he looks like everyone's overly wholesome parent, sweater vest with collared shirt and all, slacks, overly large glasses, balding and accepted it, no visible cyberwear. But will never show up on Ladies night before 10, because he says it's after the kids go to bed, but everyone kind of thinks that it's because that's when there is no more cover charge for men.

He pops in often any other time during the week. Never on a weekend. He's full of unwanted advice and bad jokes, he's not a great tipper. He seems entirely oblivious to how out of place he is, and seems entirely comfortable whenever he is there.