Feltdick Scorebun

Half-Orc Bartender and Owner of the Bone Warmer Tavern
Feltdick Scorebun is the warm-hearted, larger-than-life owner of the Bone Warmer Tavern in Waymoot. Known for his infectious laughter, quick wit, and a name as unforgettable as his drinks, Feltdick is a local legend. Despite his towering Half-Orc frame, he’s a friendly and jovial host, making the tavern a second home for the townsfolk.

The Name

Feltdick’s unusual name has a story that’s been retold (and embellished) countless times at the tavern. His Human mother, a kind but absent-minded herbalist, gave birth with the help of a hurried midwife. As the newborn was presented, his mother, exhausted but eager, exclaimed, "I haven’t even named him... oh my, I don’t know—is it a boy? What should I name him?"
The midwife, distracted while cleaning the child, muttered to herself about his peculiar complexion, saying, "Felt dick." Mistaking this for a suggestion, his mother burst out, "Feltdick it is!" The name stuck, much to her eventual chagrin, but Feltdick himself embraced it with gusto, turning potential embarrassment into a cornerstone of his larger-than-life persona.

Appearance

Feltdick is a broad-shouldered, muscular Half-Orc with weathered green-gray skin and a wide grin that showcases his slightly uneven tusks. His deep-set eyes are warm and always glint with humor. He dresses simply, usually in a leather apron over loose, practical clothing, though his personality makes him anything but plain.

Personality

Feltdick is as much a storyteller as he is a bartender. He’s loud, exuberant, and deeply invested in making everyone feel welcome. Whether it’s spinning wild tales about his past, joking about his name, or offering a "custom brew for a custom customer," he has a knack for connecting with people. Beneath his humor lies a fiercely loyal and protective side, especially for his regulars and staff.

Quirks

• Signature Laugh: Feltdick’s deep, booming laugh is so infectious that it often starts a chain reaction of chuckles across the tavern.
• Creative Nicknames: Feltdick never addresses someone by their actual name if he can help it. Instead, he invents a nickname based on first impressions or something they did at the tavern.
• Brewer Extraordinaire: Feltdick takes pride in his homebrews, particularly his infamous "Feltdick’s Firebrew," a fiery spirit not for the faint of heart.

Current Location

Bone Warmer Tavern

Species

Half-Orc

Ethnicity

Sword Coast

Ruled Locations

• Bone Warmer Tavern