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Divine Engineer

You are just a bunch of thieves, smugglers, and murderers, and you call yourself breakers of the law?   In my book, you are not a Lawbreaker until you are able to break the Laws of Reality...and get away with it.   ~ Noach, Divine Engineer
  Divine Engineer is a relatively unknown and strange profession, which manages to archive the seeming impossibility of combining hard scientific facts with intangible religious believes into a well working and cohesive theory known as the "Divine Science".   By applying these hard to comprehend concepts on the material world they are able to bend or outright break the fundamental laws that keep reality together to their very will.   This in turn enables them to construct seemingly impossible objects such as the flying brick that is an Odelian Ark.

Career

Qualifications

A lawfull sinner, makes for a poor penitent.   ~ Divine Engineer Proverb
  Given the headache-inducing mental construct, that is the Divine Science being a quick and lateral thinker is an almost mandatory prerequisite for becoming a "Divs", as their job requires them to often simultaneously think outside of the Natural Laws while at the same time strictly adhering to them.   Each Divs also has to possess a well-developed conscience and ability to feel guilt, in order to properly determine which part of the Natural Order they are currently breaking, as this is vitally important to determine the proper method of repentance for their crime against reality.   Furthermore, they should also be capable of showing actual remorse at a moment's notice, as while the whole point of the Divine Science is to get away scot-free with breaking reality itself, should a Divine Engineer get "caught", this ability is the only thing capable of saving their life.

Perception

Purpose

Have faith in me for I am Divine Engineer, I know in what I am doing...even if I don't believe it most of the time.   ~ Noach, Divine Engineer
  The primary purpose of a Divine Engineer is the creation and maintenance of various technological items based on the concept of Divine Science, such as the "Cheat Engines" used in Odelian Arks.

Operations

Tools

Due to standing on the crossroad between science and religion, the tools utilized by Divine Engineers are generally rather weird mecha-religious fusion products, such as "Prayer Cogwheels", " Forceps of Forgiveness" and "Scripture Manuals".

Dangers & Hazards

Don't get caught!   ~ First, Second and Third Rule of Divine Science
  While "Cheat Engines" run far more stable and safer than any kind of mechanical or arcane machinery in all of Cenorad if they for whatever reason malfunction -meaning accumulating too much Sin- they universally cause devastating consequences as reality doesn't take kindly to those that decide to stretch its rules.   Because of this, the threat of getting flat out erased from existence is a real occupational hazard for a Divine Engineer.

Engineer's Song

 
Alternative Names
Rulebender, Lawbreaker, "Divs"
Type
Religious
Legality
What we are doing is "technically" fully legal within the frame of the Natural Order...   But let's just say reality doesn't like to discuss semantics.   ~ Ahabra, Divine Engineer
Related Vehicles

Machina ex Deus

 
I don't pray because I believe that it works.   I pray because I know how it works.   ~ Ahabra, Divine Engineer
  Divine Engineers are commonly presumed to be a highly devoted priest and priestesses of machine-centered religion, given just how often they direct prayers towards the Cheat Engines under their care.   Yet while these "Prayers", might appear to be religious in nature, they are nothing more than a type of metaphysical maintainance routines, whose beneficial effects on an Engine's performance has been empirically proven.


Cover image: by Nika_Akin

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