SynthMeal Menu #21: 'Lemon Pepper Tuna'

A pair of leaked archived documents from a secure server at the Fresh Harvest headquarters. The leak was attributed to "/2/-\'|'$(_,)|_|/-\|)", on behalf of "The Good Fight".

Fresh Harvest, Inc. Recalls SynthMeal Menu #21 Due to Possible Foreign Matter Contamination

^{A recall notice posted to the Center for Public Health website, on the FBC Blacksite intranet.}

Editor's Note: Jul. 14, 2007 - The FBC Center for Public Health has identified twenty-seven additional instances of an anomalous prion disease tied to SnythMeat Menu #21. Fresh Harvest, Inc., expanded its recall to include 47,307,840 additional pounds of various ready-to-eat SynthMeal products, specifically Menus #16, #12, and #44, for a combined total of 51,088,180 pounds subject to the recall.

Editor's Note: Jun. 28, 2007 - The FBC Center for Public Health has confirmed reports of traces of human brain matter being found within SynthMeal Menu #21. The Center for Public Health has confirmed thirteen separate instances of an anomalous prion disease tied to SnythMeat Menu #21.

Agua Verde, Jun. 16, 2007 - Fresh Harvest, Inc., is recalling approximately 3,780,340 pounds of ready-to-eat (RTE) synthetic food product that may be contaminated with foreign material, specifically human brain matter, Fresh Harvest, inc., announced today in a press release.

"Today Fresh Harvest is voluntarily recalling our product, SynthMeal Menu #21: 'Lemon Pepper Tuna', due to a possible foreign matter contamination.

The potentially contaminated products were produced between November 18th, 2004, and December 22nd, 2004. The following product is subject to recall:

• 16 oz. plastic tube containing "SynthMeal Menu #21: 'Lemon Pepper Tuna'" with BEST BY dates 4/23/2086 through 5/17/2086.

The product was sold in various retailers throughout Agua Verde, and was exported to all FBC Blacksites.

We are working tirelessly to investigate and correct this situation, and we are cooperating fully with the relevant health authorities. If you have purchased SynthMeal Menu #21: 'Lemon Pepper Tuna', please return the product to Fresh Harvest for proper testing and disposal. If you or someone you know has consumed this product, please visit one of Fresh Harvest's manufacturing locations for a free and expedited screening.

Fresh Harvest thanks our valued customers for identifying this issue, as well as the health authorities working hard to resolve this matter. Fresh Harvest will continue to support our local communities with fresh^* and affordable food replacement materials."

— Fresh Harvest Press Release

The problem was discovered after Fresh Harvest, inc., notified CPH that it received sixteen customer complaints of symptoms associated with transmissible spongiform encephalopathy diseases. Symptoms included memory loss, hallucinations, myoclonus, paranoia, and psychosis. There have been no confirmed reports of disease due to consumption of this product.

"Patient is exhibiting extreme levels of stress and paranoia. They have lost large portions of their memory, and the hallucinations brought on by the disease appear to be 'filling in the gaps'.

Patient no longer responds to their name, choosing to go by 'Racheal' instead. They have begun to take on the perceived memories and mannerisms of this 'Racheal'; specifically her fear of 'the snake'."

— Dr. Chopra, MD

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Additional Credits

The format and structure of the recall section of this article was largely inspired by this recall notice found on fsis.usda.gov.

Authors

Center for Public Health, Courtney Weaver

Authoring Date

2007

Pest Control

^{An email from the desk of Courtney Weaver, addressed to a "Mr. Pink". Written days before the contamination of Menu #21 with human brain matter was confirmed.}

from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
date: Jun 26, 2007
subject: Pest Controlbrmailed-by: fbm.com

Good evening, Mr. Pink

Thank you for your rapid and professional response in this time, Fresh Harvest greatly appreciates your continued and expeditious support. To this end, I have been authorized to extend another opportunity to you, it should be well within your capabilities.

A client in SolTec 21, floor 110, zone 43, unit 86D (ST21-110-43-86D) is having some vermin problems. Please handle this as quickly and quietly as you can, the client is due for an important meeting in two days.

The building has a convenient trash incinerator in zone 41 to help clean up. The unit walls are thin, so discretion is appreciated as to not bother the neighbors. Payment will be sent upon confirmation that the job is complete, along with 20% extra for the short notice. You can send photo/video proof to the same email address as before.

I would also like to inquire if you or your contacts handle biohazard disposal. Our manufacturing locations are disposing of several hundred pounds of material related to the recent recall. Please let me know if this is something you're capable of.

Thank you for your time.

Best wishes, Courtney Weaver