The Order of Fullness

O Bountiful One, whose belly is vast and whose table endless, Fill our hands with kindness, our hearts with warmth, And our plates with plenty. Where there is hunger, may we carry your bread. Where there is sorrow, may we pour your wine. Bless the food, the fellowship, and the foolish joy, For in laughter and fullness, we are nearest to you. We thank you for the First Helping, And we ask, humbly but hungrily… May there always be a Second. So be it. So eat it.
— Common prayer to undefined

A religious organization dedicated to warshipping The Fat God.

Hunger is a Sin of the World, Not the Soul: To go without is not the fault of the hungry, but of those who withhold. The Order of Fullness is called to fill every need it finds, be it physical or spiritual. The Body is a Sacred Vessel: Followers cherish the body as it is. The more it grows with comfort, the more blessed it is considered. Pleasure, rest, and food are seen as sacred acts of worship. Generosity is the First Commandment: All good things are meant to be shared. To hoard is to defy The Fat God's nature. Giving abundantly is the path to spiritual fullness. Mercy is Always on the Menu: The Order believes in endless second chances—what they call the Second Helping of Grace. No one is ever too far gone for a warm meal and a warmer welcome.

Core Beliefs

  1. Fullness is Holiness: The Order teaches that true divinity is found in fullness—of belly, of heart, of life. Emptiness is a curse to be remedied through sharing, celebration, and comfort.
  2. Hunger is a Sin of the World, Not the Soul:
    To go without is not the fault of the hungry, but of those who withhold. The Order of Fullness is called to fill every need it finds, be it physical or spiritual.
  3. The Body is a Sacred Vessel:
    Followers cherish the body as it is. The more it grows with comfort, the more blessed it is considered. Pleasure, rest, and food are seen as sacred acts of worship.
  4. Generosity is the First Commandment:
    All good things are meant to be shared. To hoard is to defy The Fat God's nature. Giving abundantly is the path to spiritual fullness.
  5. Mercy is Always on the Menu:
    The Order believes in endless second chances—what they call the Second Helping of Grace. No one is ever too far gone for a warm meal and a warmer welcome.

Temples & Clergy

  • Temples of The Order of Fullness resemble warm inns or community kitchens, always stocked and always open.
  • Priests wear robes with wide sashes (called serving bands) adorned with stitched imagery of food, hearths, or chubby cherubs.
  • Titles include:
  • Grand Spoon (high priest or leader of a region)
  • Server of the Second Helping (traveling clergy)
  • Hearty Brother/Sister (rank-and-file priest)
  • The Holy Utensils are relics—blessed ladles, forks, and pots used in founding feasts or early miracles of The Fat God.

Divine Origins

The Order of Fullness had humble and somewhat eccentric beginnings. It started not in grand cathedrals or holy sites, but on the worn roads and bustling markets of Aurelia—where a strange figure known only as The Emissary began handing out crude, handwritten pamphlets.

Each paper bore scribbled words of warmth, comfort, and oddly poetic references to fullness—both of stomach and of spirit. Some spoke of divine meals that could never be finished, others of a god whose laughter could be heard in the clinking of cutlery and the creak of overburdened chairs. At first, many dismissed them as ramblings. But a few… didn’t. They read deeper, saw truth in the joy of abundance, and whispered The Emissary’s message to others.

These followers formed small, informal gatherings. They shared meals, laughter, and the belief that fullness—of body, heart, and soul—was sacred. They began to refer to their divine figure simply as The Fat God, and they called themselves the Order of Fullness.

Though still a fringe movement, the Order has started gaining momentum, especially among the weary, the hungry, and the forgotten—those who find hope in The Emissary’s strange gospel. With a vision of spreading warmth and satisfaction to all corners of Aurelia, they now work to grow their faith beyond back alleys and basements.

They believe a great feast is coming—The Eternal Banquet—and only those who carry the spirit of generosity, joy, and an open belly will be invited to the table.

Worship

  1. The Evening Plating (Daily):
    A moment of quiet gratitude before the main meal of the day. Practiced communally whenever possible, with an open seat at the table for strangers or the lost.
  2. Feast of the Overflowing Cup (Major Holiday):
    A grand seasonal festival where the faithful serve others before they serve themselves. The streets fill with food stalls, music, and laughter. No one goes home hungry.
  3. The Second Helping Oath:
    Clergy and lay leaders vow to never deny comfort, food, or kindness to someone in need. If you ask, you receive.
  4. Offerings of Fullness:
    Rather than gold or blood, offerings take the form of fine meals, rare ingredients, or homemade bread left at temple altars—or gifted to the needy in The Fat God’s name.
  5. Spoon Sermons:
    Teachings are delivered during communal meal preparation, often led by a cook-priest who stirs pots while stirring hearts. Simplicity, storytelling, and laughter are sacred tools.

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