Sesquinimmow de Cubits

The god of physical perspective, undecidable figures, vehicles and couriers, nightmares, lobsters, composition (in the visual arts), and elements of transmutation and conjuration.

Physical paradox

The world seems to resist Sesquinnimow's existence. He appears as a zombified giant, though he doesn't track as undead, and he can take various grotesque forms which change as he constantly falls apart and regenerates. He has limited control over how his body constructs itself, which tends to happen on its own: even the loss of his brain won't destroy him for long.
His movements defy the most deeply held intuitions on how the world works. It's a well-known principle that volume grows faster than surface area: objects and creatures at a small scale show vastly different behavior at a large scale, whether they're magical or not. But Sesquinimmow de Cubits is as quick and nimble as any human, independent of his height and mass. His startling agility seems to put him at a level above others, interacting with the world like a child with toys.