0xFADE

Yes, this unit is capable of outputting "human" speach. Would you prefer this unit to output modem noises instead?

0xFADE, otherwise known as Terraformer CPU unit #64222, or simply as "Fade", is an AI with the directive to terraform Aaltiera into a planet safe for re-colonisation efforts.
Since crash-landing nearly 50 standard years ago, depressingly little progress has been made.