Royal Decree on Proper Care of Ducks

Let it be proclaimed that all domestic ducks must be provided comfy pillows, sung to sleep nightly, and given at least one bubble bath per month. Ducks deserve only the finest treatment, for they are noble creatures of land and sea. Plus they are cute and quacky.
Any duck owner neglecting prescribed pampering protocols shall be assigned community service cleaning public ponds while wearing a duck costume as penance. Do justice by our web-footed, feathered friends.

Historical Details

History

High Alpha Godwin, known for sage counsel, suffered an unfortunate mishap in Summerjoy of 930 PWR when thrown from his horse. As documented in court physician accounts, Godwin endured a blow to the head that resulted in a lump. Though the contusion healed after some weeks, contemporaries noted a distinct change in the man's temperament.
Godwin proceeded to issue a series of peculiar royal edicts that puzzled subjects and fellow council members alike. He dictated that all peasants hop on one leg when the sovereign passed and bizarrely banned fishing poles as disrespectful to fish. Even the royal orchestra was subjected to half-tempo performances, which Godwin claimed curtailed the overexcitement of the mind. His most bizarre was the Royal Decree on Proper Care of Ducks.

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Public Reaction

While amused by the oddity of being required to provide pillows to waterfowl, some peasants voiced concern that disobeying the edict could be seen as treasonous, despite its absurdity. A few opportunistic merchants began selling duck pillows specifically for complying with the duck edict.
Once Godwin's mental state improved, the Duck Edict was swiftly revoked to the great relief and satisfaction of the populace. In later years it became shorthand for any ridiculous, impractical law. Some disgruntled peasants would mutter "Duck Edict" under their breath when angry at mundane rules and taxes. Though a peculiar footnote, the Duck Edict exemplified Godwin's temporary lapse from respected advisor to addled lawgiver.

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Term

REPEALED

by Midjourney

Type

Decree, Royal

Authoring Date

930

Expiration Date

931