Lett Wanderfoot
Lett Wanderfoot (a.k.a. The Half-Pint Heartthrob / The Pocket Casanova)
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Surprisingly toned for his small halfling frame; less about brute strength and more about a wiry, agile build honed by a life on the move and dodging trouble (or angry lovers). He carries himself with an unearned, almost comical swagger that somehow makes him seem to fill more space than he physically occupies. Compact and energetic.
Body Features
Smooth, dusky skin that seems to perpetually catch the light, heavily dusted with a constellation of dark freckles across his shoulders, back, arms, and likely elsewhere. He's almost always shirtless, revealing a lean, lightly muscled torso. His feet are tough and calloused from going perpetually barefoot.
Facial Features
A classically handsome halfling face, if one squints and ignores the perpetual smirk. His features are dominated by a riot of messy, untamable black hair that falls charmingly into his bright, mischievous hazel eyes. A dense smattering of darker freckles dances across his nose and high cheekbones. His smile is wide, infectious, often lopsided, and deployed with shameless frequency.
Identifying Characteristics
His diminutive stature is immediately noticeable, but the sheer audacity in his bright eyes is also hard to miss.
Physical quirks
Rarely stands still, often shifting his weight, bouncing lightly on the balls of his feet. He gestures broadly and expressively with his hands when speaking or telling stories. Has a habit of winking – a lot – and it’s rarely subtle.
Apparel & Accessories
- Clothing: Favors extremely loose, comfortable, and often slightly ragged baggy trousers made of simple cloth, typically in earthy tones or whatever he last "borrowed." These are usually cinched at the waist with a simple cord or a worn leather belt. He eschews shirts almost entirely, finding them restrictive.
- Footwear: Strictly barefoot. He claims shoes are "foot prisons."
- Accessories:
- His well-loved, slightly battered lute is his most constant companion, usually slung across his back or cradled in his arms. It might have a few faded ribbons or small, trinket-like charms tied to its neck – mementos from past conquests or "grateful" audiences.
- A small, unassuming leather pouch on his belt, which often contains more ill-gotten coin (and perhaps a stolen bauble or two) than one might expect.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Lett's early life is a bit of a blur, even to him. He likely hails from a small, unremarkable halfling community, but the specifics are lost to a string of fleeting homes and even more fleeting parental figures. He learned early on that charm and a quick wit (and even quicker fingers) were more reliable than waiting for someone else to provide. He struck out on his own as soon as he was able, the allure of the open road and new faces far more appealing than settling down. His history is less a structured narrative and more a chaotic tapestry of towns visited, beds warmed, and minor altercations narrowly avoided.
Gender Identity
Cisgender Male. He's perfectly comfortable with his male identity and uses masculine pronouns, but he also embraces a certain flamboyance and has no hangups about traditional gender roles, especially when it comes to seduction.
Sexuality
Exuberantly and unapologetically Pansexual/Omnisexual. If it breathes (and sometimes even if it doesn't, in the case of ghosts), Lett is probably attracted to it, or at least willing to give it a shot. He sees gender, species, and social standing as minor details in the grand, glorious game of flirtation and conquest. His attraction is genuine and enthusiastic, if entirely fleeting.
Education
Formal education? Unlikely. Lett's "schooling" has been the School of Hard Knocks, with minors in Seduction, Lute-Playing by Ear, and Creative Acquisitiveness. He's learned what he needs to survive and thrive by observation, trial-and-error (mostly error, from which he learns very little long-term), and picking up useful phrases and tunes along his travels. He's not book-smart, but possesses a cunning, street-level intelligence.
Employment
"Bard" is the most charitable term. More accurately, Lett is a freelance entertainer, opportunist, and occasional petty thief. He plays his lute for coin (or a warm bed, or a free drink), tells exaggerated stories, and isn't above "relieving" overly trusting individuals of their spare change or easily pocketed valuables. He considers "charming people out of their belongings" a legitimate, if underappreciated, profession.
Accomplishments & Achievements
(from his perspective)
- Successfully seducing a surprisingly diverse array of individuals across Golarion (hobgoblins, ghosts, and lamias being notable highlights).
- Perfecting the art of the "morning after getaway" without waking his mark (most of the time).
- Acquiring an impressive collection of "souvenirs" from his various encounters.
- Mastering at least three incredibly bawdy songs that can clear a room or start a brawl.
- Never having to pay for lodging for more than two nights in a row in the same town.
Failures & Embarrassments
(the ones that might sting, even if he'd deny it):
- The time his "irresistible charm" resulted in him being unceremoniously tossed into a pigsty by an unimpressed farmhand.
- Occasionally misjudging a mark and ending up chased out of town by more than just a jilted lover (debt collectors, angry spouses with rolling pins, etc.).
- Forgetting the name of someone he was currently trying to seduce.
- That one disastrous attempt at "high society" infiltration that ended with him covered in punch and tripping over a duchess's prize-winning poodle.
Mental Trauma
Lett would scoff at the idea of "trauma." He's far too busy living in the moment. However, his inability to form lasting attachments, his constant need for new stimulation, and his casual disregard for others' feelings could stem from a deep-seated fear of abandonment or a learned distrust from his unstable upbringing. He uses his flippant, jerkass persona as a shield, keeping everyone at arm's length before they can potentially hurt or leave him.
Intellectual Characteristics
While not academically inclined (he'd find a library dreadfully boring unless there was someone interesting to flirt with among the shelves), Lett possesses a sharp, street-smart intellect. He's an excellent improviser, quick on his feet (literally and figuratively), and has a knack for reading people's desires and weaknesses – which he then shamelessly exploits. His memory for faces and useful (read: scandalous) details is surprisingly good. Problem-solving for him usually involves charm, distraction, or a swift exit.
Morality & Philosophy
Lett's moral compass spins wildly, usually pointing towards "What's in it for Lett?" His philosophy is deeply hedonistic and self-serving: "Life's short, so enjoy it to the fullest, preferably at someone else's expense." He sees rules as suggestions and possessions as temporarily his if he wants them enough. Loyalty is a foreign concept; alliances last only as long as they are convenient or entertaining. He's not actively malicious, just profoundly selfish and amoral. The closest he gets to a "good deed" is if it benefits him or provides a good story later.
Taboos
- Harming children or those he perceives as truly helpless and innocent (though his definition of "innocent" can be flexible).
- Anything that would permanently restrict his freedom or tie him down. Long-term commitment is his kryptonite.
- Turning down a dare if it sounds fun enough (and the odds of getting caught aren't too high).
- Wasting good ale.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Primarily driven by a relentless pursuit of pleasure, novelty, and excitement. Lett craves new experiences, new faces, new conquests, and new songs to sing about them (usually embellishing heavily). He's motivated by the thrill of the moment, the challenge of a new flirtation, and the sheer joy of getting away with something. Avoiding boredom and responsibility are also strong motivators.
Savvies & Ineptitudes
Savvies:
- Seduction & Flirtation: Master-level. Can charm the pants off almost anyone (literally).
- Lute Playing & Singing: Genuinely talented, though his repertoire leans heavily towards bawdy or overly romantic tunes.
- Petty Larceny: Surprisingly deft fingers when it comes to "acquiring" small valuables.
- Improvisation: Excellent at thinking on his feet, whether in conversation or escaping a sticky situation.
Ineptitudes:
- Long-Term Planning: Lives entirely in the moment. The future is someone else's problem.
- Emotional Depth/Empathy: Struggles to genuinely connect with others beyond a superficial level.
- Resisting Temptation: Has virtually no impulse control.
- Honesty & Responsibility: Foreign concepts.
- Remembering Names: Often struggles.
- Heavy Lifting/Manual Labor: Will avoid at all costs.
Likes & Dislikes
Likes:
- Flirting (with everyone and everything)
- Music (especially his own)
- Ale, wine, and other spirits
- Warm beds (preferably not his own, and shared)
- New faces and new places
- Getting his way
- Causing a little bit of chaos
- Compliments (genuine or not)
- Soft fabrics (especially if he "borrowed" them)
- Good food (especially if someone else is paying)
Dislikes:
- Being tied down or restricted
- Boredom
- Rules and authority figures (who try to enforce said rules on him)
- Being ignored or dismissed
- Hard work (that doesn't involve seduction)
- Being cold or uncomfortable
- People who see through his act too quickly
- Complicated emotional discussions
Virtues & Personality perks
(often self-serving):
- Unflappable Optimism/Confidence: Genuinely believes things will work out for him (and they often do, through sheer audacity).
- Charisma: Possesses an undeniable, if roguish, charm.
- Entertaining: Can be genuinely good company and lift spirits with his music and stories (when he's not actively being a jerk).
- Adaptable: Can make himself at home (or find an advantage) in almost any situation.
- Generous (with his affections, however fleeting): Spreads his "love" far and wide.
Vices & Personality flaws
- Shamelessly Promiscuous & Unfaithful: Loyalty is not in his vocabulary.
- Kleptomania (opportunistic): If it's not nailed down and he wants it, it might "wander" into his possession.
- Selfish & Egocentric: His needs and desires almost always come first.
- Manipulative: Uses his charm to get what he wants.
- Dishonest: Lies as easily as he breathes.
- Flighty & Unreliable: Prone to disappearing when things get complicated or boring.
- Superficial: Rarely looks beyond surface appearances or immediate gratification.
- Arrogant (despite his act): Deep down, he thinks he's pretty great and can get away with anything.
Hygiene
Surprisingly decent, for someone who's often wearing little. He likely takes advantage of any available water source – be it a stream, a horse trough, or a "borrowed" bath in an inn. He probably smells faintly of road dust, old ale, a hint of cheap floral soap (nicked from somewhere), and his own natural, slightly musky halfling scent. His clothes might be ragged, but he likely keeps them relatively clean through opportunistic washing. He's not meticulously groomed, but he's not unpleasantly grimy either – he knows being too off-putting would hinder his primary activities.
Social
Contacts & Relations
- A vast, ever-shifting network of fleeting acquaintances, one-night stands, jilted lovers, bemused innkeepers, and occasionally, people he's actually managed not to completely alienate.
- He might know a few fences or less-than-reputable merchants in various towns for "disposing" of "found" goods.
- No deep, lasting friendships; relationships are transactional or based on immediate mutual gratification.
- Likely has a few "wanted (for petty theft/public indecency/causing a delightful ruckus)" notices in smaller, less forgiving settlements.
Family Ties
Effectively non-existent or deliberately severed. If he has living relatives, he doesn't speak of them and makes no effort to maintain contact. The idea of familial obligation is anathema to him. His "family" is the road and whoever is currently sharing his bed or buying him a drink.
Religious Views
Highly irreverent and pragmatic. He might offer a quick, insincere prayer to Cayden Cailean if it seems like it might lead to free ale or a lucky escape, or to Calistria if he's feeling particularly vengeful or mischievous. Generally, he believes in luck, pleasure, and making his own way. Gods are abstract concepts unless they can offer immediate, tangible benefits. He'd find organized religion far too restrictive, though he's not above using religious trappings if it suits a disguise or a seduction.
Social Aptitude
Superficially very high. He can be incredibly charming, engaging, and persuasive when he wants to be. He reads immediate social cues well enough to manipulate them for his own ends. However, his understanding of (or care for) deeper social graces, propriety, or long-term social consequences is practically nil. He’s a social chameleon when it benefits him, but his true nature as a self-serving rogue always shines through.
Hobbies & Pets
Absolutely none. Pets require commitment and care, two things Lett actively avoids.
Speech
Fast-paced, witty, and liberally sprinkled with innuendo, compliments, and casual profanity. He has a typical light, cheerful halfling lilt to his voice, but it can drop to a suggestive purr when he's flirting. He picks up slang and phrases from all over, mixing them into a unique, slightly chaotic patter. He's not always grammatically perfect, favoring color and impact over precision.
Wealth & Financial state
Fluctuates wildly. Often teeters on the edge of penniless, relying on his charm, lute-playing, or light fingers to secure his next meal or drink. Any significant windfalls (like Devros's purse) are usually spent quickly on fleeting pleasures, good ale, or bribing his way out of minor trouble. He has no concept of saving. "Wealth is for spending, preferably someone else's!"
Lett is a dusky-skinned halfling bard with a lute and flirtatious charm. A consummate flirt and opportunist, he wanders Golarion in search of new thrills, songs, and conquests.
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- Common (Halfling dialect, peppered with slang from a dozen regions)
- Halfling
- A smattering of pickup lines, compliments, and suggestive phrases in various other languages (Elven, Dwarven, Orcish – you'd be surprised what works) picked up on his travels. He's not fluent, but he knows enough to be charming or insulting, depending on his mood.
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