The World of Tabor is a work of fiction that began as a mere unbodied musing whilst toilet scrubbing at the local senior center, written with a level of mediocrity that would make most fanfic dumpster fires wet their pants. Names, characters, businesses, events, and incidents are the products of the author's twisted imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Certain long-standing institutions, factual historical events, agencies, and musical publications are mentioned, but the characters involved are wholly imaginary. And, of course, credit to where credit is due. All factual events and creations, printed, sang, danced, or otherwise created by the tenacious human spirit, will be credited with respect to their copyrights and owners.

— Watchman Deedly, wizard extraordinaire and amateur wordslinger