Points for GryffinBor

Guy walks up and says needs champion. THE Champion is me. So me wonders why there are others for this contest... NO care because me will win and prove it.
 
Contest was to fight smellies (zombies) and bring heads for points; easy. Some shiny guy said that he team can beat me (and my group). Laughed in face by knocking over his little toys on a table. Other people are talking about numbers and shiny rocks. Only care about me winning and others knowing that I am the best.
 
We set out at night and no fun first night. Next night, stinky smell gets sniffer going. Me follow to small group of smellies. Me kill III and the rest are on floor when me want more. So Gnar 3 points!!! Then very dark pointy thing shot me and do a big ouch. Almost die... cut his head off for more points.
 
Back to bed, and then see shiny guy sad. Told him that dont go outside if you no fight good. he no listen, so not my problem.
 
We win contest and got new shiny grey rocks. People say its worth more than other grey rocks. Still waiting to hear i am the greatest from the sad shiny guy.