The Pig Man Torture

I found a really hard potato at the spooky water lady. I save when a good potato attack.
 
Saw Mr. Shiny Guy (Sir Gerst) get wacked by some dudes. He hurt real bad. So me run and wack the guy who wacked Mr. Shiny Guy. He dead now. Other guy try to run. but we catch him. Ran back to Shiny Guy, sad. Me say, "NO! NO DIE YET SHINY GUY! YOU HAVEN'T SAID THAT I AM THE BEST YET!!!!"
Shiny guy was fine.
 
We put other runaway in a seat and just talk. It was very boring. Then someone said torture, but no know what it means. Me sees old sword dragon just ripped that guys tooth. Me now like torture, seems like fun. Reminds Gnar how the monks treated me when I did bad things in the temple.
 
Things happens, we find a hole and sees people come out. We grab one and dead him. Sneak in then more dudes, we dead them too. The EVEN MORE PEOPLE FIND US and then we fight. Then Big Horny Ugly walks out and grabs me. ME NO LIKE TO BE HANDLE LIKE KID. didnt even get to hit him with swords, am sad. But others were hiding behind the wall, so me had great idea. USE THE POTATO ATTACK. Me throw potato, it break against the wall and some guys come out. We Deaded them but no know why they were wet. No matters.
 
Started hearing people talk but no one did. But also story of a Pig Man. Me wanna meet him and fight him. People say that they will bring me to him. Good fight soon. Much happy!
 
Then we clear rest of hole and find an 'Ally" Sounds like name for small animal. but we bring him and go back to sleep for more adventure. Will need to ask old sword dragon how he move and swing sword better than me.