Little Green Men

Finally sit down after chasing down big box on round things that chasing horses. People say it no hurt horse. Me no trust. Me know big box on round thing be biting horses. No know where me is, but belly roar like Alpha. So time for hunt for food. Only see berries, no meat. Am sad. Me go back to fire to nap then go fight something maybe. Nap first. Alpha always grunt, nap when can...
 
Big, shiny, clinky man come to camp and offer adventure. Am sad. I no know what is adventure. So me no like it. Clinky man say maybe there big things to fight. Now am happy. We leave now.
 
We here now at big pointy rock after 3 sunrises and 3 moonfalls. I see big feet marks and want to fight that thing, but peoples say "no, its 'dangerous'." No know what is dangerous mean, but me like the sound of that. May name kid Dangerous.
 
Me help group follow small feet into the cave hole. We find many small green people. They hit us and me cut one green head off. Then they hit me and I fell asleep. Good nap but, me have new taste to cut all the little green people who cut me...