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1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
2. Geno no no no you don't.
3. Getting the jump on the competition!
4. Smells like teen spirit. Correction. Smells like being shocked.
5. Metro, mass murderers, and we?
6. Friday opening bell.
7. Two hundred sheets to the wind.
8. Uh Oh it's magic!
9. 2072 porch pirates meet the Karens.
10. Breaking out is hard to do!
11. Of Sewer Sprites and Sirens.
12. Portal portal on the wall who is the four men so tall?
13. Caught in the middle with you. In other words, three's a crowd.
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15. We're burning for you level 37!