Tha Danger 'Ole

Eh'd only jist gart it tae thes wee camp afair someain come roon lookin' fur help gonnae somethin' called th' danger hole. he raved abit thaur bein' some kin' ay tentacle monster inside. seein' as hoo 'at dint soond huir uv a natural Ah went wi' th' puir fella back tae th' hole. woods nah ye ken afair Ah can make secht oan th' bugger he grab me an knock me it. th' fellas Ah be wi' make quick wark ay heem an' revife mah sorry mess an' we headed in. we werenae but puckle steps in afair we waur attacked by anither tentacle monster an' hud tae barnie 'at aff tay. a wee further in we foond a coople treasure chests an' an alter tae th' god ay undeath himself. th' atmosphaur didne feel reit but we continued in till we foond a rusted iron gate an' forced it open. we almost regretted it coz thaur was a huge monster wi' hook hans inside 'at woods fur sure hae beaten us if it hadnae stumbled as it ran at us snarlin'. we managed tae pit it doon an' foond anither duir, a trapduir. it led doon th' longest staircase Ah ever seen an' ended in a cavern 'at gart aw mah hair stain up. it was definitely nae natural an' Ah hink it main hae bin th' underdark coz we waur it ay thaur fest. we nailed 'at duir shut an rin back tae th' toon tae teel th' knights tae keep a guid watch oan it.