Back teh tha Mine

We sit aff again efter hearin' frae sairrr edward 'at th' guards we hud requested hud nae reported back in. Efter they sent a second batch it, 'at again ne'er cam back, it was uir turn. We gaithered thes time, us thee dwarves, wi' a new fellaw, a wee bodie called Timnothy. We gart th' trek back tae th' cae whaur we hud foond th' glowin' crystals previoosly. We gart uir way in slowly, relyin' oan uir darkvision tae see an' we cam upon a body ay th' knights. He was standin' aloyn in th' darkness. We quickly realized he wisnae in his reit min' an' decided it be best fur heem an' us 'at we knock heem it. He pit up a guid barnie but we took heem doon an' tied heem tae a nearby rock. Shortly efter we foond th' second sit ay guards 'at hud bin sent it. Somethin' vile hud gotten them an' thaur was naethin' mah powers coods dae tae sae them. We poored a body aff fur them an' vowed we woods brin' them back when we waur finished. Only a body mair bloke tae fin' noo. We went deeper in an' foond heem, writhin' in pain. Ah went up tae see if Ah coods help heem an' he looked up at me. They hud shoved a crystal intae his heed th' bastards. He yelled at us tae rin but afair we coods move he changed intae some sort ay alien. We figured anythin' born 'at way was nae guid sae we killed it. We hud tae make sure lae ay th' way was clear sae we went oan tae th' lest room. We foond a big a body thaur. Aam guessin' an adult ay whatever it was we hud jist fooght. It got th' drap oan us an' stunned me but me friends managed tae kill it. Almost managed tae pit timn it, bless heem hud rin it ay spells but still draw a sword an' barnie oan, but Ah got tae heem an' healed heem. In its death throes th' creature cest a speel an' teleport awa' tae gods knows whaur. We brooght aw th' men back tae receife their proper rights an' th' a body 'at bide went tae gang droon himself in th' pub.