Wastrels and Wobbledonks by Rankle | World Anvil

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Sun 12th Jun 2022 03:29

Wastrels and Wobbledonks

by Rankle Master of Pranks

OOOH! I am MOST perturbed! That sorry excuse for a fair folk is gonna regret speaking to me that way! "This place is for US, you are LESSER than!" OOOOOOH! I'll show him! He clearly has never seen the place of his peoples spawning and he is in desperate need of a reminder. I've met Eladrin who would peel the skin off of his overdrawn FACE for less! I've been wondering why I haven't seen too many of my kin the last few weeks and I think I know why, anyone who shows up is surrounded by the legion of butts who inhabit this place! No matter what happens all the great courts need to be made aware of this despicable attitude, so the proper salve can be applied. I'll have to make sure that Abby or his family isn't negatively affected, they've been nothing but kind to me, well at least Abby has, mostly. Needless to say they have not maligned the validity of the realm of their spawning. Titania does not look fondly on ill-begotten pride, and neither do I. I'll have to figure out how best to send a message back to the wilds, preferably before the next equinox so more cousins can come through those cool pools in the middle of town. I'll practice my call, maybe I can gather all the cousins who have already come through and see if they have any ideas. OOH maybe I'll get lucky and one of the Archons is nearby? I have to hope, cause I may be skilled, but I probably cant take on all of these miserable Wobbledonks by myself. I've got to have help...

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