Happy little accidents

Kassandra, you idiot!
 
Good job bringing our new bird in and forgetting to check her for any devices and such! Do you know what a mess happened in our fortress, due to your oversight?! Some asshole tried to steal our prized possession just one day into her life under our loving care. That thief also killed one of our guards… Do you have ANY idea just how pissed I am? Luckily I am not the one who paid the price to obtain her, so maybe the one who did sho9uld make sure that her prize doesn’t fly out of her cage or suddenly expires. While I don’t know how a literal John Wick got past our 8 guards, broke into our prison cells, avoided detection via cameras and area surveillance I know one thing for sure: You will fix this.
 
And do you know what the worst part is for me? I will still have to help you with this, because people don’t care if it’s you or me out for the night. The curse of sharing a body, eh? Sometimes I wish I could STRANGLE you in your sleep and be all alone again… but being alone would also be superbly BORING. Look Kass I love you like the sister I never had, but please less fuck ups like these in the future. For both of our sakes… and for the sake of causing me less headaches. Since our bird is more yours by right I think any and all punishment should be handled by you. Well at least the physical side, because I sure as hell will try to do it in my own twisted way! Do you like skulls on walls? I’m thinking about hanging that thief’s skull with a pictogram painted in blood right in view outside her cell. I want you to also let out your own inner artist, on a different canvas though. I want you to take her left arm and put a pictogram of your own choosing there. I’ll leave the how and what entirely up to you, just make sure it gets done before I’m around next. Use a rust knife, our rapier or even a burning iron if you really want to. That would probably make her scream and curse you to hell and beyond, which sounds delightful, no?
 
A replacement guard will be found sooner rather than later I guess, but we seriously need to up our security even more. At least your little accident showed that we aren’t even prepared against a single insurgent armed with a revolver… which sounds damn ridiculous while I write this.
I think we might be able to turn this situation to our advantage though. What if more hunters will be drawn in by our damsel in her cage, but will meet their untimely end, because we ambush them after “letting” them partly breach our fortress? Something well worth considering if you ask me!
 
Anyways we’re probably soon gonna leave for Gary, so I don’t know how much can still be put into action before we head there. That’s where we’ll find our, hopefully, soon to be second guest!
Well I still have to take care of things here, so tata, Kass!
 
 
 
S/NM


Ahi Hay Lilitu


NACHTMAHR OUT