A Demon's Cookbook

the hot girl detective agency is back! and by back i mean we're once again following random people to normal business locations and learning absolutely nothing. sigh

man, what drugs did i take... weirdest dream of my life. and i somehow managed to wake up WITH items from the dream. that just doesn't make any sense.

created a new reality show: guest chef!

i. hate. SNOW.

we love a good plot twist! lemme get my popcorn!

A Demon's Cookbook

The McGriddle Ingredients: Minced pork Thick sliced bacon Pancakes (can be roasted in the coals of a fire if camping) Freshly sliced cheese Eggs Tomato chutney Sliced avocado Salt and pepper to taste Steps: Mash your avocado in a sma...

04:31 am - 25.08.2025

INVENTED THE MCGRIDDLE

i have made the best breakfast sandwich in existence

how did we not notice louzi having his spear duct taped to his leg so we didnt put him down

so i think im the leader of this sect of the cult now? im not really sure... nobody said i *wasnt* in charge so were gonna roll with it until someone says otherwise. sorry davin! the fight was fun tho

a fortnite at bernards, an age old classic. im glad duke was able to tie it into the situation at hand

ok, sVord is awesome. gutted a dude like a trout and then totally ignored all the armor he was wearing... while also making me more skilled for a short time. i love this thing

i could have gone my entire life, as long as it is, without knowing what hriff did in college for money making... gross

we learned a lot of things from guy. now if only he would stop talking to himself and making himself look crazy.

hriff is back, wilhelm doozledorff is gone... thats a shame. wonder what happened to my new friend... unless hriff ate him!

learned some things... including the fact that centaurs dont actually eat hay. sorry louzi, but at least you got a nice warm place to sleep?

yeah so I killed a guard, but hey! it was self defense! they swung first

im still standing, better than i ever did. lookin like a true survivor, feelin like a little kid. (for now anyway. i am in a lot of pain someone please get salvadori)

hi friends :)

were either getting our memories back and a heap of pain, or just a massive heap of pain. either way seems super fun!

killed a giant t-rex thing. im kind of a big deal, i know

stupid greasy meatpie... wheres this guys yelp page, 1 star

hey guys, you wanna see a dead body? CAUSE THERES TWO OUTSIDE OUR FRICKIN WINDOW

i would make a great it guy... whatever that is. turning it off then on again always fixes things!

being interrogated is super fun!

1 down, 11 to go; business is business

im so glad my wonderful friend vor kindly woke me up before changing back into a sword in the night... oh wait, he didnt! just landed on my face with no warning -.-

i hope everyone enjoyed meeting my little friend :)

this counts as hazard pay... right?

hot girlsss

we found some weird green lions chilling in the vineyard, and they are very large. at first it was one, then it was four. for some reason they needed epa to help them with their problem, but duke and i left her and are instead headed towards the mayor's house to... blow it up or something. we may never see epa again, although she did make it clear she would leave us if something like this happened. only fair

so the mayor of this fine town is allowing his people to be murdered by some freaky soul snatching necro fairy to remove a god from his pantheon... not that the gods really care either way. but im fairly sure the other villagers do

we're detectives now. investigating a soul snatcher. what could possibly go wrong?

yesterday we killed a giant spider but nobody believed duke and i, oh well. maybe we can kill something else and get more hazard pay!

Got a cookbook published

yay me, im an accomplished author now at least in my mind

what a lovely retirement community weve found ourselves in. everything (especially Catorstel) makes so much more sense!

A Demon's Cookbook

Cooked Fish Ingredients: Fish Step 1: Catch fish Step 2: Cook fish Step 3: Eat fish Optional: Debone fish before skewering and roasting over fire...

05:28 am - 01.07.2024

A Demon's Cookbook

Venison Steak with Red Wine Reduction Sauce and Vegetable Medley Ingredients: 7 venison steaks 1 tbsp butter 2 cloves of garlic Vegetable Medley: 1 red bell pepper 1 zucchini 1 yellow squash 1 sweet onion Salt and pepper to taste Fresh ore...

05:06 am - 01.07.2024

i wonder if our pokedex has a dating app for swords?

we met an owl, she fell out of a tree, and now shes our friend i guess? although if you ask epa, shes a goose

rip zokoma... we probably had many great adventures together, may you have one final adventure in the open fields in the sky

we are officially mongers! better than the alternative of dying from a giant water monster, so im fine with this

duke the weatherman of combat, coming to a village near you!

why is every experience we have with water ending up in some sort of fight or weird magicy thing happening? no lake or beach days for this group i guess

vor is the chair. he can finally hide... and hes become the chair

water fight going on and vor is just "hiding" in the leaves at the other side of the forest... typical *sigh*

vor cannot hide. like at all