Epa's Opinions #8

Road Trip with my new boss! This won't be stressful at all.

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Epa's Opinions #8

What a day. I've been stabbed (survived) and invited to join a cult. I'm still pretty suspicious of this cult. They've been cool so far, but they also are the ones sending all those assassins with fancy cloaks out into the world to cause mischief. And I d...

09:02 am - 14.07.2025

"It's just a flesh wound. Tis but a scratch." - Monte Python Black Knight

Have you met my friend Wilhelm Doosledorff?

Yes, I'm going thru my "Looking like a human" phase. No, it has nothing to do with the Eladrin scouts camped outside the inn. Why do you ask?

The more cowardice they ascribe to me, the less likely they are to ask me to be a hero.

Ontiago better not try to rope me into some kind of culty pyramid scheme. I'm not here for that life.

It's been implied that I'm not trying hard enough to be hott. I'd argue that THEY'RE not trying hard enough to be girls. #hanginwithmyhotties

Sometimes a girl just needs to go on a leisurely nature hike with friends to nourish her spirit.

Merchant killed in front of me? no biggie. New town has a murder problem? what's new? Party member questioned by guards? not my problem. Can't figure out what I said to make the dwarves run to the guards? I WILL LOSE SLEEP OVER THIS.

Epa's Opinions #7

We saw that brown-eyed zombie from the beginning. He said something about a sword-wielder and seemed to focus on Vor. Is he the sword-wielder or the sword? And what did the sword-wielder do to his body? That was his complaint. And the specters were trying...

04:11 pm - 18.10.2024

I'm a hider, not a fighter.

Epa's Opinions #6

It's been 2 weeks travelling with this party. So far I'm enjoying myself. I think I'll keep them. Ontiago says the necro-fey threat is over and a tree grew in the middle of the mayor's house. I'm gonna choose to believe him. Pumlimar hired Elise, Aeor, ...

07:53 am - 23.09.2024

#hotgirls

Epa's Opinions #5

I don't understand why Lord Hotdog and Vor felt the need to bury the bodies. They're not rotting and they're not our people. They have families and friends of their own. I'm not well versed in all funeral practices, but it felt like an overstep. I hope th...

04:12 pm - 09.09.2024

Epa's Opinions #4

I don't trust the Mayor. He's shady as heck. Pretty sure he doesn't trust us either so we gotta watch our backs. If he didn't cause all of our plant bundles to be moved, I'm a displacer beast. I hope we can stop him and solve this before anyone else is ki...

09:28 am - 01.09.2024

This village is nice. Minimal deaths. Friendly tavern-keeper. Don't forget to visit the local murals.

Epa's Opinions #3

I managed to do everything right, and everything wrong at the same time. I followed the plan exactly.... except it was a real attack.... and my spell didn't work. I know I successfully cast it... but it didn't work. And I didn't even notice the enormous ...

05:24 am - 15.07.2024

There's nothing better than a well executed plan.

Epa's Opinions #2

I really love that everyone is cool with the Eladrin. Sure would hate it if the group had a problem with me. I think Catorstel is a nut. I think Pumlimar is a cheapskate. If we end up taking Pumlimar's job, I'm ok with not being paid. Just gives me an...

05:24 am - 01.07.2024

Epa's Opinions #1

Opinions on the party: Eshmack/Lord HotDog - Possible royalty. Maintain good relations with him for future alliances/protection. Possibly possessed by Grey Stone? We'll worry about that when it negatively affects the party. Until then, whether it's Eshma...

05:48 am - 26.06.2024

Ranking my party a la MySpace Top 8 based on aura brightness. Stay tuned for results.

That awkward moment when you realize you barely know yourself but you're somehow becoming the party-mom? Better than not having a group at all I guess....

Good news: We live in a wonderfully magical world where a sword can be a person. Bad news: This world is so dangerous, one can be sentenced to death for the crime of pausing to help another. Rest in peace, Zokoma. I wish I'd known you better.

Scared a Child

Scouting the woods at night is more intimidating than I anticipated.

Slept in a comfy bed for the first time in my life as far as I remember. Not sure how well I liked it. More data needed.

When burying a body in a shallow grave in the woods, please do so as respectfully as is possible.... and let the Harengon dig the hole.

Walking thru the woods with a newly acquired Pokedex. Gotta catch'em all!

What an interesting patch of woods. Beautiful views and interesting people. Could do with less zombies. 5/10 do not recommend visiting