Appearance

Physical Description

Took one to many bribes I think! hahaha! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

Special abilities

I can fix anything with ducktape, no matter what my wife says. I'm also a dance macine if the music is right. (~˘▾˘)~

Mentality

Personal history

Wondering 'why are you like this?'? Yeah I get that alot. Haha!
 
ohoh I found one that's dad ಠ╭╮ಠ hahahaha!
 
me and dad (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ಠ╭╮ಠ

me and mom (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
 
yeah now you know

Education

Learned everything I know from growing up on a havocbreaker spaceship.

Employment

A simple junk Merchant

Accomplishments & Achievements

Two great kids, not even jokin

Mental Trauma

wow these thigns are personal huh?

person.gender_identity

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Taboos

Prolly a good idea not to mess with whats mine. I mean.. I might not like that. Ya know?

Personality

Motivation

I find promises of food to be a great motivator. hahaha!

Savvies & Ineptitudes

Really good at annoying the family. It's a gift.

Virtues & Personality perks

good sense of humor, disregard any one telling you different.

Vices & Personality flaws

none, as long as you don't ask Saw or Cookie.. or my neighbers, or.. yeah just don't ask anyone. hahaha!

Social

Birthplace

Not really sure, prolly the desert?

Current Residence

Razor's Edge. They let me name the place, might as well live there right? hahaha!

Honorary & Occupational Titles

Some people call me the SouthernLord, this is a testament to how good I am in bed. hahaha!

Wealth & Financial state

My family is all the wealth I need (though being able to afford sweets when I want them is nice too)

Hobbies & Pets

had a pet blood bug once, didn't get along with my Coookie, so its all cactuses for me now