I accept bribes of pie and cookies
Just a simple merchant with a fondness for cacti. They're cute! But not as cute as my kids.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
- Date of Birth
- Like I'm telling, hahaha!
- Gender
- Male, who wants to know? (¬‿¬)
- Eyes
- smoldering (☞゚∀゚)☞
- Skin Tone/Pigmentation
- greenish tan
Appearance
Physical Description
Took one to many bribes I think! hahaha! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Special abilities
I can fix anything with ducktape, no matter what my wife says. I'm also a dance macine if the music is right. (~˘▾˘)~
Mentality
Personal history
Wondering 'why are you like this?'? Yeah I get that alot. Haha!
ohoh I found one that's dad ಠ╭╮ಠ hahahaha!
me and dad (☞゚∀゚)☞ ಠ╭╮ಠ
me and mom (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
yeah now you know
Education
Learned everything I know from growing up on a havocbreaker spaceship.
Employment
A simple junk Merchant
Accomplishments & Achievements
Two great kids, not even jokin
Mental Trauma
wow these thigns are personal huh?
person.gender_identity
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Taboos
Prolly a good idea not to mess with whats mine. I mean.. I might not like that. Ya know?
Personality
Motivation
I find promises of food to be a great motivator. hahaha!
Savvies & Ineptitudes
Really good at annoying the family. It's a gift.
Virtues & Personality perks
good sense of humor, disregard any one telling you different.
Vices & Personality flaws
none, as long as you don't ask Saw or Cookie.. or my neighbers, or.. yeah just don't ask anyone. hahaha!
Social
Birthplace
Not really sure, prolly the desert?
Current Residence
Razor's Edge. They let me name the place, might as well live there right? hahaha!
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Some people call me the SouthernLord, this is a testament to how good I am in bed. hahaha!
Wealth & Financial state
My family is all the wealth I need (though being able to afford sweets when I want them is nice too)
Hobbies & Pets
had a pet blood bug once, didn't get along with my Coookie, so its all cactuses for me now
Social
Birthplace
Not really sure, prolly the desert?
Current Residence
Razor's Edge. They let me name the place, might as well live there right? hahaha!
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Some people call me the SouthernLord, this is a testament to how good I am in bed. hahaha!
Wealth & Financial state
My family is all the wealth I need (though being able to afford sweets when I want them is nice too)
Hobbies & Pets
had a pet blood bug once, didn't get along with my Coookie, so its all cactuses for me now