Simply ChAAArlie!
Appearance
Physical Description
Splendid
Body Features
Smelly stinky
Imma firin mah lazor!
Facial Features
Lazor!
Identifying Characteristics
Smell (from 20 miles, at least)
Physical quirks
Smells
Apparel & Accessories
Horseshoes of a Zephyr
Specialized Equipment
being ChAAArlie
Special abilities
Mentality
Personal history
Charlie grew up among his brethren on a small farm in the Zarenthian swamps. He had a splendid childhood, consisting of, but not only:
- Lying in the cold mud
- stinking
- blasting butterflies
- mööhhh!
- blasting rebel soldiers (heh)
After being purchased by the Calcium Cartell, he became their trusty steed and hero of a whole generation of young Cateblopasses.
Some say, ChAAArlie is still out there, blasting butterflies and doing heroic stuff (as ChAAArlie does).
May his wise words enlighten you:
Mööööhhh!
Education
Beeg, beeg ChAAArlie Brain
Employment
Trusty Steed of the Calcium Cartell (24gp/month, it's a well paying job)
Accomplishments & Achievements
- blasted 3 butterflies
- blasted 2 Kaelemdirian soldiers
- defied Yui Zanon by means of Möööööhh!
- got carried by giant owls
- saw some weird shit, no one should see
- stinks
- got some cool new horseshoes
- floats & zooms
Failures & Embarrassments
none, ChAAArlie is perfect
Mental Trauma
ChAAArlie does not have mental traumata, he gives them
Intellectual Characteristics
smarter than anyone else of the Calcium Cartell (at least from his perspective)
Morality & Philosophy
ChAAArlie does not underlie such mortal problems
person.sexuality
has done many sex
maximum big dick energy
person.gender_identity
all
Taboos
does not blast moths, only butterflies (and soldiers)
Known Languages
Violence
Personality
Motivation
The blood of his enemies
Quotes & Catchphrases
Mööööhhh!
Bzzzt!
Savvies & Ineptitudes
none
Likes & Dislikes
You should know by now
Vices & Personality flaws
Wench, why would ChAAArlie not be perfect!?!
Personality Quirks
Blasting Butterflies
Hygiene
what?
Social
Birthplace
Zarenthian Swamp
Current Residence
Dunahovesd
Honorary & Occupational Titles
High beast of mightiness
Wealth & Financial state
He is the Catoblepas who sold the world, that should explain everything
Religious Views
He does not see any gods up here. He stands above them!
Hobbies & Pets
The Calcium Cartell are his pets
Speech
Roars and blasts