Wir dachten an ChAAArlie

Wir dachten an ChAAArlie

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Splendid

Body Features

Smelly stinky
Imma firin mah lazor!

Facial Features

Lazor!

Identifying Characteristics

Smell (from 20 miles, at least)

Physical quirks

Smells

Special abilities

Apparel & Accessories

Horseshoes of a Zephyr

Specialized Equipment

being ChAAArlie

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Charlie grew up among his brethren on a small farm in the Zarenthian swamps. He had a splendid childhood, consisting of, but not only:

• Lying in the cold mud
• stinking
• blasting butterflies
• mööhhh!
• blasting rebel soldiers (heh)

After being purchased by the Calcium Cartell, he became their trusty steed and hero of a whole generation of young Cateblopasses.


Some say, ChAAArlie is still out there, blasting butterflies and doing heroic stuff (as ChAAArlie does).
May his wise words enlighten you:

Mööööhhh!

Gender Identity

all

Sexuality

has done many sex
maximum big dick energy

Education

Beeg, beeg ChAAArlie Brain

Employment

Trusty Steed of the Calcium Cartell (24gp/month, it's a well paying job)

Accomplishments & Achievements

• blasted 3 butterflies
• blasted 2 Kaelemdirian soldiers
• defied Yui Zanon by means of Möööööhh!
• got carried by giant owls
• saw some weird shit, no one should see
• stinks
• got some cool new horseshoes
• floats & zooms

Failures & Embarrassments

none, ChAAArlie is perfect

Mental Trauma

ChAAArlie does not have mental traumata, he gives them

Intellectual Characteristics

smarter than anyone else of the Calcium Cartell (at least from his perspective)

Morality & Philosophy

ChAAArlie does not underlie such mortal problems

Taboos

does not blast moths, only butterflies (and soldiers)

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

The blood of his enemies

Savvies & Ineptitudes

none

Likes & Dislikes

You should know by now

Vices & Personality flaws

Wench, why would ChAAArlie not be perfect!?!

Personality Quirks

Blasting Butterflies

Hygiene

what?

Social

Religious Views

He does not see any gods up here. He stands above them!

Hobbies & Pets

The Calcium Cartell are his pets

Speech

Roars and blasts

Wealth & Financial state

He is the Catoblepas who sold the world, that should explain everything

Simply ChAAArlie!

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Honorary & Occupational Titles

High beast of mightiness

Birthplace

Zarenthian Swamp

Current Residence

Dunahovesd

Quotes & Catchphrases

Mööööhhh!

Bzzzt!

Known Languages

Violence