John
John
Woof. Woof. Bark.
Seriously, I'm a dog. What do you think I have to say? How am I talking? That's because I'm not really a dog. It's a long story and I'd rather not go too deeply into it, but the long and short of it is that I have spells I can still access as long as I'm careful. There are perks to being a dog. If nothing else, very few people ask me boring questions.
A hyper-naturally intelligent border collie with incredible urinary aim.
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40 PE
90 Years old
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