Good care of minions is extremely important to ensure they are loyal and in top form to perform their duties. They require a good salary, a work schedule with adequate rest and paid time off, access to excellent health practitioners, and a retirement fund.
It is also important to provide them with
enclosure enrichment by giving them toys and small tasks to do in exchange for bonuses. This also has the benefit of making them feel important!
Minions' qualms and attack of conscience are natural occurrences and should not be dismissed out of hand or they will evolve in more serious cases. Frequent dialogue and reassurance prevent skiving off work, and self-sabotage and instead boost moral.
Failures are unavoidable, as minions would not be minions if they had the talents and skills necessary to be more. failures should be treated as a learning occasions and be associated with a resuming of teaching seminars and mild punishments such as pay deductions and undesirable tasks.
Note: It is important to remember that 1) the dead do not have the possibility of learning from their mistakes, 2) overtime only results in tiredness, weakening of attention, and lack of care, all undesirable characteristics in minions.
Phenomenal and funny, it almost makes me want to be a henchman >:) I kept thinking the bolded words would be a tooltip with some additional hijinx, or maybe rivaling viewpoint from Alina, but alas. Does either Clothilde or Alina have a favorite evil minion or evil minion mascot? :D
Creator of Araea, Megacorpolis, and many others.
Thanks! Yes no, the words are only bolded to give a title to the paragraphs, sorry to have disappointed you :( I haven't come up with evil minion characters yet, but that's a good idea! I need to think about something fun that they would like XD