Eli THE PIMP

Eli THE PIMP

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Pale Complexion

Identifying Characteristics

The Mark on the bottom of her eye.

Special abilities

Hmmm.... Uhhhh were supposed to have those?

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Hmmm... nothing to remember....I'm just Epic :)

Sexuality

Uhhhhh.... me :)

Education

Actual fuckin big brain

Employment

Kill people for a guy that TOTALLY isn't a dragon (We all know he is one bruh he's just cranky)

Failures & Embarrassments

Not being able to make people feel Mysterious>:( And Not killing more people :)

Mental Trauma

Mental Trauma is not a problem I'm too coool. (I'm not insane I swear :) )

Intellectual Characteristics

Based and EPIC

Morality & Philosophy

Morality is whatever I fucking feel like mate?

Taboos

Meh don't fucking care bruh...

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Conquest and MURDER... I mean Friendship is the pretty cool way to live... and if any fuckbois wanna go I'll fuck you up...oh I mean I'll give you the ol buddy smack :)

Vices & Personality flaws

NOTHING, VERY PERFECT I SWEAR

Personality Quirks

All living things are so... fragile... like the vase I bought on a whim :(

Hygiene

Clean... I think?

Social

Religious Views

Yikes

Mannerisms

It's fuckin something?

Hobbies & Pets

Her Pet """Horse""" P̸̢͔̬̗̲̟̑̃r̴͚͎̓̔̉̕a̸̱͕̘̰͕̼͓̙̓̈́̅ǐ̸͇̦̩͓͖̹s̸̨̢̟̩̗͍̈́é̷̘̓̅ ̸̨̪̙̰̘̝̭͊̀͘͘̚̚t̴͔̣̪͜͝͝ḫ̸̓e̶̖̰̰̔͐̑̆̌̒ ̴̨̨̙̳̋̋͊̉̚S̷̡͖̖̪͖̪̐̃̒͜U̵̖̳̇̀Ṅ̸̨̤̲͓͎͒̏̚

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Alignment

NOW I'M GETTING MOTIVATED

Age

"21" :) I swear bro

Date of Birth

???

Birthplace

Some Fucking Place?

Current Residence

A PLACE >:(

Gender

Female

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Pale

Height

6'9 ft

Weight

I'm THICCCCC

Quotes & Catchphrases

"Yikes..."

Known Languages

Draconic (Noble), Common (Wind), Celestial (Angel), Primordial (Linnorm)

Greg the gamer

The Fuck Race

NOWE Origin

I'M A FUCKING GOD HOMIE 69 Class & Level

True Neutral :) Alignment

Silloway Deity

Linnorm Lords (Tbh faction kinda a yikes) Faction

Member (Basically CM bro I Swear) Rank/Position

3 Loyalty

None Company

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Strength 999999

0

Dexterity -100000

0

constitution 69

0

intelligence -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

0

wisdom 12

+1

charisma 90

0

Total Hit Dice 10000000
Hit Die

0

+4 proficiency bonus

+9999999	Strength
-1111111	Dexterity
+420	Constitution
-100000000000000000000000000	Intelligence
+1	Wisdom
-10000	Charisma

saving throws

+0	Acrobatics
+1	Animal Handling
+0	Arcana
+6	Athletics
+5	Deception
+0	History
+1	Insight
+9	Intimidation
+0	Investigation
+5	Martial
+1	Medicine
+0	Nature
+1	Perception
+4	Performance
+5	Persuasion
+0	Religion
+0	Sleight of Hands
+0	Stealth
+1	Survival

skills

9999
MV

4
Prestige

3
Attunement Slots

99
Armor Class

Hit Points

-10
Initiative

0ft
Speed

Attacks

Ur Mom lole

Proficiences

NO FUCK YOU
Spellcasting

????????????????????????????



Equipment

Linnorm Lords (Tbh faction kinda a yikes)
Faction

Mad Man
Stat Array

>:(
Class/Racial Features & Traits