Scene: Excuses and Apologies #6
"God, how am I the last one up?" I ask as I exit the comfort of my dark bedroom for the way too bright living room. My head reeling from last night's drinking.
"It's easy when you don't get hangovers," Zeldine turns with a smile.
"Wow, you look worse than after your birthday!" Kass adds.
"I feel worse too!" I burp and cover my mouth as I realize that it's not just a burp coming up and race to the bathroom.
"Go get 'em, Tiger!" Zeldine yells after me. Always so fucking fresh after drinking. It's so fucking unfair.
"What are you watching anyway?" I ask on my return to some hot hunk on the screen.
"Oh, it's this new show about hot dragon men... 'Chained Scales' or 'Scalebound' or something," Kass explains.
"The important stuff is this guy - Tevan," Zeldine cuts in. "What I wouldn't do for a piece of him! God, why are the hot ones always gay?!"
"Yeah, okay, I'll bite. But what the fuck is he wearing though?"
"Oh, that's like his slave outfit or something. He's like a twink dragon slave to some old guy," she says, waving her hands around.
"Like slave-slave or slave-slave?" God, she's got me hooked enough to ask about it now.
"Uhh, both, I think. But then there's this other guy and it's a whole triangle thing. Or foursome if you count the broody one, but he's got a thing with this girl, Peaches..."
"Wait, they named the girl 'Peaches'?"
"No, that's just what I call her."
"...because of the butt?"
"Can you blame me? That actress is hot and this show makes sure I know it!"
"It's easy when you don't get hangovers," Zeldine turns with a smile.
"Wow, you look worse than after your birthday!" Kass adds.
"I feel worse too!" I burp and cover my mouth as I realize that it's not just a burp coming up and race to the bathroom.
"Go get 'em, Tiger!" Zeldine yells after me. Always so fucking fresh after drinking. It's so fucking unfair.
"What are you watching anyway?" I ask on my return to some hot hunk on the screen.
"Oh, it's this new show about hot dragon men... 'Chained Scales' or 'Scalebound' or something," Kass explains.
"The important stuff is this guy - Tevan," Zeldine cuts in. "What I wouldn't do for a piece of him! God, why are the hot ones always gay?!"
"Yeah, okay, I'll bite. But what the fuck is he wearing though?"
"Oh, that's like his slave outfit or something. He's like a twink dragon slave to some old guy," she says, waving her hands around.
"Like slave-slave or slave-slave?" God, she's got me hooked enough to ask about it now.
"Uhh, both, I think. But then there's this other guy and it's a whole triangle thing. Or foursome if you count the broody one, but he's got a thing with this girl, Peaches..."
"Wait, they named the girl 'Peaches'?"
"No, that's just what I call her."
"...because of the butt?"
"Can you blame me? That actress is hot and this show makes sure I know it!"
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