The Doctor

*BONK* *BONK* *BONK* At the bottom of the steps we arrive at the location of the unfortunate demise of the great Ulysses the Mediocre with Dr. Schmunguss standing in front it.

A sigh and a bruh later, Dr. Schmunguss grabs him and in an instant Teleports away.

Both now appear to be in some sort of operating room as Dr. Schmunguss places Ulysses on the table, grabbing a large megaphone from the side.

Schmunguss: CHELLE ARE YOU HOME? I NEED YOU, ITS A GIGA EMERGENCY.

He puts the megaphone away and quickly puts on gloves and grabs some medical equipment like needs and tubes.

It is only seconds later that the door to this room opens up and a women with long crimson hair and violet highlights walks in.

Schmunguss: Good, you're here. Can you cast Gentle Repose on him and grab the diamond dust from that cabinet.

Chelle: Sure, who's the weird guy though? Oh wait, is that the mediocre guy you've been searching for?

The woman gently places her hand on Ulysseys's corpse as a small ripple of warm flames passes over him.

Schmunguss: Yeah it is, but unfortunately, or rather fortunately the situation ended up like this. This guy's a real piece of work, I've quite literally never seen anything like it. His incompetence seems to defy all logic, almost as if he is destined to die in the most ridiculous ways

Chelle: Way"s"? Has this happened before?

Schmunguss: Just once before, although 15 sounds like a funny number to me for some reason right now. He tried to a PB&J sandwich meant to kill a dwarf last time.

Chelle :HUH: What? A PB&J Sandwich? Wha...?

Schmunguss: You can't easily poison a dwarf, so some idiot had the bright idea of leaving vials of acid in the sandwich and this guy ate the entire thing, glass shards included. The blood was completely tained and the body was ruined. I didn't have a choice but more than once would've drawn too much attention.

Chelle: Oh I can see this guy's a piece of work alright. What's your plan with him now?

Schmunguss: Luckily, this time the situation isn't that bad. I'm just going to collect some blood and organic samples and call it good. I won't have to bother babysitting him now but it is more efficient if he were to survive. We can consider this payment for bringing him back from the dead.

Chelle: Whatever you say. Oh! I did want to inform you that I found where that meatball Rothgar is, so you don't have to worry about that guy for now. Also, I bet you have no idea who approached my business in Arabel.

Schmunguss: That's good. I'll let you take this one. Who?

Chelle: It was ...Merlin... right. I was kind of suprised seeing him after so long.

Schmunguss: Really now, does he *know*?

Chelle: No, I don't think so. He came by to sell a stash of magic items with the Boss lady. I'm planning on inviting them to a safehouse to discuss the deal because they had a LOT of magic items.

Schmunguss: That sounds really helpful to us. Keep an eye on the checklist of magic items we need.

Chelle: You know I will. The only issue is we might go broke from this transaction. I already took into account Levin's stash. Soooo, the deed is already planned on being done.

Schmunguss: :Bruhzowski: You know I'm the one who's going to get yelled at. Whatever, I'll figure something about and we can resell the crap we don't need. I'm done here, could you proceed with the final step.

Chelle starts chewing on the diamonds worth 300 Gp, inhaling, briefly holding her breath for a solid minute before exhaling out a spray Azure flames over Ulysseys. The flames are very warm and conforting as life is slowly restored inside him.

Schmunguss: Thank you very much for your assisstance, but I should be getting back now. Take care and let me know if you need help with anything.

Chelle: I'll be fiiiine. You worry about yourself instead, I'm not a small child anymore.

Schmunguss: Whatever you say. Goobie for now.

He grabs Ulysseys, and teleports back to da tree

Shortly after, there is a muffled explosion sound as the entire building vibrates a bit.

Chelle: I swear this guy is so annoying. We get it, you want this place. Being forced to move because of silly gnomes SUCK. I swear ill kick your ass one of these days you moron.