Journal of Mordrax Sporeclaw
I dun no what to do wit dis. But all da really smartz people I see dos it. Like Mr Deus and Ms Breezy, dey really smartsis. So maybe if I dos it I can get smartsis like dem.
Anywho, so today I met a big lady! She say her name is Seshia and dat she a god. I don’t know what dat is, but it can’t be bad cuz she really big and she pretty. I wonder is she lays eggs? She also like da nature tings like me. She say she need help and people forgot her, so we all help her. Man, dat was really sumfing! We had to fights all da tings and one really mean big ugly tings with lots of swishy squishy arms. Dat ting kill Ms Breezy! Den Mr Jimmy yell at Mordrax dat Ms Breezy has da shiny rocks in her pockets and for Mordrax to do my ting. So, I rootsis around in her pockets and I find dem and bring her back to life. But den, she punchsis me in da nose! It hurt a lil bit, but I tink she was just really scared. Cuz I had touched Miss Seshia’s crystal and it made Mordrax REALLY big, bigger den Mr Tomo! We whoppem all da bad guys real good and Miss Seshia gave us da big green crystal ting. Which Mr. Jimmy likes a lot, I dunno why doh. Anywho, I wanna help Miss Seshia more somehow, but i don’t really knows how. I ask her tomorrow before we leave her house. She say she gon stay der so maybe I can talk to her again someday. I go sleep now…
Mordrax journal entry no 2… [7:23 PM] So, I gonna keep trying dis… I gots to speak to Ms Seshia again before we leavesis. She say she don’t lay eggs so der’s dat. She say dat to help her dat I should tell people about her and her kidsis. She day der names are Fufluns, Hana, and Lingle. I don’t know nuffin about dem but Ms Seshia says to talk about dem so I gonna doos it. After I talks with Ms Seshia, Mr Jimmy tell me dat not everything is tasty, and den Ms Lumi say I should check with Mr Deus or Ms Breezy before I eatsis sumting. I dunno why dey say not everyting is tasty but I try to ask I guess. So I decide to talksis to Ms Lumi while we walk and asks her about what peoples outside Akhru tell stories about gods like Ms Seshia, and she say something about people called clerics. So, maybe I need to be one of deese people, maybe, I dunno. Den we get to dis street in I tink dat is in a market, and it full of really wierd peoples. Dey all want to trade for woodsis. So, we go see dis one guy dat speak really wierd, and Mr Jimmy wants some keys to go to da forge. Well he had dem so I helpsis Mr.Jimmy and give him my old club and stick so he can get dem keys. Dis place and des people are really scary. I don’t want to be here anymore. Mr.Deus help me get a bag of colding and da tings to help learnsis me to make potions and uder tings to make my friendsis feel better. So now I can do dat, but I don’t know why dey don’t like my brain creams. After a while, and after Ms Lumi made dat wierd guy fall apart we left and we got to some big doors dat Mr Deus tell us about. So after we leftid da markets, we went into dis forge place. I had a bad feewing about dis place. Mr Deus said Mr Jimmy was gonna die when we opened da doors, but we found dem keys in da market and we opened da forge door wit dem…so Mr Jimmy didn’t die. Dat’s gud, I like Mr Jimmy. Man o man doh, as soon as we get in all dees construct tings start coming from everywhere! So many, and dees stupid ball tings that make you go “bbzzzzttt” and den you can’t do nufin. After a while, we got dem under control do and decide to be silly and try to piss dem off…hehehe. So I put one of der helmets on my head and walks around acting dumb like dem. It might have been a bad idea, cuz dey got mad. And den sumfin really bad happen. Mr Deus die. And I don’t have no shinys to bring him back. Dis make me very sad, and very madsis toos . I gonna whop dem and dat stupid eye ting too! We finally got to dat damn Akhru eye, and even do we did some really crazy tings…we managed to poke it so I don’t worky no more. Da problem after was Mr. Jimmy was still sick. But Ms Lumi saw dis ting dat she thought would help him. So, Mr Jimmy agreed to go in…and now i is really scared. There’s lots of bloods and stuff coming out of the thing. I’m scared for him, I went and ran to Mr Tomo. Because he’s like a big teddy bear. I tink every ting is gonna be ok, but I still scared. I wonder if we will go outside now…
Mordrax journal entry no 2… [7:23 PM] So, I gonna keep trying dis… I gots to speak to Ms Seshia again before we leavesis. She say she don’t lay eggs so der’s dat. She say dat to help her dat I should tell people about her and her kidsis. She day der names are Fufluns, Hana, and Lingle. I don’t know nuffin about dem but Ms Seshia says to talk about dem so I gonna doos it. After I talks with Ms Seshia, Mr Jimmy tell me dat not everything is tasty, and den Ms Lumi say I should check with Mr Deus or Ms Breezy before I eatsis sumting. I dunno why dey say not everyting is tasty but I try to ask I guess. So I decide to talksis to Ms Lumi while we walk and asks her about what peoples outside Akhru tell stories about gods like Ms Seshia, and she say something about people called clerics. So, maybe I need to be one of deese people, maybe, I dunno. Den we get to dis street in I tink dat is in a market, and it full of really wierd peoples. Dey all want to trade for woodsis. So, we go see dis one guy dat speak really wierd, and Mr Jimmy wants some keys to go to da forge. Well he had dem so I helpsis Mr.Jimmy and give him my old club and stick so he can get dem keys. Dis place and des people are really scary. I don’t want to be here anymore. Mr.Deus help me get a bag of colding and da tings to help learnsis me to make potions and uder tings to make my friendsis feel better. So now I can do dat, but I don’t know why dey don’t like my brain creams. After a while, and after Ms Lumi made dat wierd guy fall apart we left and we got to some big doors dat Mr Deus tell us about. So after we leftid da markets, we went into dis forge place. I had a bad feewing about dis place. Mr Deus said Mr Jimmy was gonna die when we opened da doors, but we found dem keys in da market and we opened da forge door wit dem…so Mr Jimmy didn’t die. Dat’s gud, I like Mr Jimmy. Man o man doh, as soon as we get in all dees construct tings start coming from everywhere! So many, and dees stupid ball tings that make you go “bbzzzzttt” and den you can’t do nufin. After a while, we got dem under control do and decide to be silly and try to piss dem off…hehehe. So I put one of der helmets on my head and walks around acting dumb like dem. It might have been a bad idea, cuz dey got mad. And den sumfin really bad happen. Mr Deus die. And I don’t have no shinys to bring him back. Dis make me very sad, and very madsis toos . I gonna whop dem and dat stupid eye ting too! We finally got to dat damn Akhru eye, and even do we did some really crazy tings…we managed to poke it so I don’t worky no more. Da problem after was Mr. Jimmy was still sick. But Ms Lumi saw dis ting dat she thought would help him. So, Mr Jimmy agreed to go in…and now i is really scared. There’s lots of bloods and stuff coming out of the thing. I’m scared for him, I went and ran to Mr Tomo. Because he’s like a big teddy bear. I tink every ting is gonna be ok, but I still scared. I wonder if we will go outside now…
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